stepLINKS of the Day

I was walking down the street tonight in a residential area. I was leaving my friend who refuses to shower and has refused to shower for the last 3 years because in some kin of drug rage, he decided it was the goverment trying to control him through soap and toothpaste. He figured that if they convince a nation that they need to use a specific product to function in society, that product would be the key vehicle to taint with microchips that track out every move. The truth is that dude stank for the first 3 months, but his body just kind of adapted and now his hair looks healthy and full, not greasy at all and his body odor is kinda seducing, even to a straight pervert like me. I guess it pheromonal or some shit like when dogs smell each other’s piss and he gets laid all the time. He does sometimes hose himself down, or goes swimming, or uses lemon juice to wash himself down, but I think that still counts as not washing your hair.

Either way, it’s pretty much dusk and I see a dude fighting with a girl, when I get closer, I see he’s got a mustache and the girl isn’t wearing pants and is standing out in her granny pantes as the dude continues to yell at her in another language. I felt kinda bad seeing either a domestic dispute, a pimp up on his whore or a mail order bride being taught what the land of opportunity is all about, but I didn’t step in, instead I hid in the bushes to see if maybe I’d witness a live action rape, it’s kind of a childhood dream of mine.

Either way, Here are a whole lot of links….

Fact: The Best Thing About Web Sluts is They Never Say No

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The Glory of CGI Put to Good Use on Sienna Miller’s Genitals….

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What Sienna Miller’s Pubic Hair Will Look Like After it is Digitally Enhanced….

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Jessica Simpson’s Got a Red Hot Pussy

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Christian Bale’s Sister is a Gold Digging Bitch

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Nereida Gallardo Has a Nice Fucking Rack

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Ping Pong Playa Looks Fucking Retarded

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Some New Jersey Chachis Who Probably Love Ed Hardy as Much as they Love Themselves….

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5 Indian Chicks that are Hotter Than Natalie Portman

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Some French Actress Named Clare Morgane in Some French Sex Scene

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10 Ugliest Celebrity Babies….of All Time….

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Fatty Jennifer Hudson is Rockin’ Skinny Jeans Cuz She’s is More of a Girl Dreamin’ that a Dream Girl…

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Take the Batman Quiz and Show Us How Much of a Comic Book Virgin You Really Are

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Cristiano Ronaldo is Already Tappin’ Some New Hot Piece

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It’s the LOVE CONNECTION!?!

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Some Holly Madison Titties in Public Shots

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Gloria Velez is Your Viagra of the Day

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And That’s What You Get for Being in a Threatre Troop, Homo

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Behind the Scenes of Malene Espensen’s Sexy Photoshoot

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Teen Hottie Dances for the Camera

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Find Girls To Fuck. Do I REALLY Have to Write a Reason Here?

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Concession Stand Explosion – Video

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Pick Some Locks and Steal Some Shit

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Brazilian Beach Ass Slap Makes for Good Times

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What the Fuck is Wrong With Parents Today and Their Stupid Fucking Kid Names….

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George Lucas REALLY Needs to Let This Whole Star Wars Thing Go.

Here’s The Trailer for the Clone Wars CGI Movie Anyways

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Helicopter Fishing for Marlin’s Looks Half Cruel but Pretty Fucking Amazing at the Same Time

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I See Bai Ling’s Nipples So Much I Am Starting to Think They Are My Own

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Vanessa Hudgens Looks Full Bangable in Some Commercial for Kmart or Some Shit

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Mariah Carey Looks Half Hot and Not Dressed like a 12 Year Old On BET

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Ice T’s Wife CoCo is Bleeding Class and Elegance on the Cover of Some New Magazine

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The Big Brother House is Full of Sluts

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Tamsin Egerton is my British Boner of the Day

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Portuguese Hottie Soraia Chaves Nude in “Call Girl�

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Bus Driver Beat Down

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Top 10 DUI Test Videos

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Hot Chicks Playing Dodgeball Fetish

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Which Scene Kid Erotic Model Turns You On the Most?

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Some Nude Puffy Nippled, Creamy Skinned, Bush Rockin’ Lesbian Model Intreviewed at Some Erotic Photoshoot About How She Likes Guys Jerking Off to Her Naked Pics….

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Cora Skinner Gallery

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Get Ready for Another Piece of Shit Hollywood Remake

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Funny Vdieo Game Glitches and Bugs

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Some Sleaze…….

Use This to Get Sex, Because Whatever You Are Doing Now Obviously Isn’t Working

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Raven Riley Hangs Out at the Beach Like a Slut

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Sphia String is Naked and Wrapped in Lights

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Some Cute Brunette Self Shots

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Various Amateur Collection That is Very Nice

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Jackie is Naked And Playing with Whipped Cream

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Ashley and Britney Stripdown

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Melissa Midwest Plays on the Slip and Slide

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A Job Worth Doing is Worth Doing Right

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This Will Help You Find the Best Porn

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Some Mean Latina Sluts Make Fun and Humiliate Some Fast Cummin’ Average Dude in this Porn….

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BONUS – Miami Hotties Make The Florida Heat More Intense

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stepLINKS of the Day July 25th, 2008