I had to go to a Wedding this past weekend, not because I was friends with the Bride and Groom, but because I was friends with a guy who was madly in love with the bride and couldn’t figure out how to sabotage the wedding so he brought me along in hopes that I’d act up. There was no internet, no computers and I wasn’t able to post my links. I was able to get drunk and dance my ass off to the Ma Carana and Cotton Eye Joe, but unfortunately for my friend who turned to me to try to make out with the bride or get the groom to get a blowjob from one of the horny guests, I didn’t deliver but instead got swept away with the romance and beauty of two young people in love committing themselves for life. I didn’t even get up on stage after it was done and give a speech about how much marriage has ruined me, or even boo as they signed the marriage license like I normally do on the inside whenever I witness that shit go down, because I guess marriage is for some people and now my friend’s never going to get his way with this girl and I think I found that more satisfying than seeing a marriage fall apart….
I got an email from some girl saying that the site sucks now because I write more coherently, I don’t run around in drunken circles, because I take it more seriously or some shit, I don’t know how true that is, but if people think I should write drunk more often, maybe I will have no choice but to do it, I don’t really mind because I like being drunk… Stay around to find out and here are my links in the meantime.
Your Weekend Fix
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Meg Ryan in a Fat Suit is Pretty Fucking Entertaining
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Vern Fonk Wants You Dance Like You Were Black
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Sophie Monk Looks Like She is Made of Wax and that Makes Her Easier to Wipe the Cum Off Of….
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This Littl Jackie Chan Will Kick Your Ass
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Vintage Mary Carey Flashes Her Ass
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Miley Cyrus is a Catty Bitch
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Miley Cyrus Flashes Her Ass and Sluts Out in Some New Hacked Pics….Because She’s a Slut….
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Fake or Slutty?
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Jessia Simpson Lookin’ Scary as Hell
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10 Greatest Moments in Handjob History
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Funny Wife Gun Prank
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Lohan’s Shirt Button Holds On For Dear Life…
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Jessica Simpson’s New Album Cover is Boring as Fuck
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Peruvian Singer Laey Zamudio Gets Arrested For Riding a Horse Naked
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The Hottest Webcam Slut Dancing I’ve Ever Seen….
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Some Keira Knightley Sex Scene
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Some What’s She Really Thinking After You Fuck Video
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Some Old Toothless Asian Sex Tape
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Some Little Guy Thinks he’s Jackie Chan
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New York Knicks City Dancers Gone Partying
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Sex Before the Big Game
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Play The Pineapple Express Game
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Rachel Stevens is Fully Bangable in This Gallery
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The Best Porn You’ll Find Anywhere
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And That’s What You Get For Wanting To be a Wrestler, Homo
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Teeny Boppers wot Fulfill Your Dirty Jail Bait Fantasies, Perv
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Jelena Jensen Fetish Outfit Is Pretty Exciting
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Rose McGowen Set to Look Disgusting in Red Sonja
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Cute Brunette in a Pink Teddi
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Friday is As Good a NIght to Get Laid As Any
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The Top 5 Movies That Should Have Never Got the Green Light
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Candy Spelling is Better Than You
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Brooke Hogan is a Liar
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Salma Hayek is Lookin Pretty Fit in This T Shirt and Jeans
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Heather Mills Publicist Thinks She is an Unreasonable Bitch
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Find Sex This Weekend
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Amateur Shots of the Day
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Naughty Lesbians Get Naughty
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I’m All For Women Starving Themselves, but Angelina Jolie Needs to Gain Some Fucking Weight
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Sky Diver Lands on Band – Video
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Brat Kid OWNS the Cable Guy
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Lucious Lopez Bends Over
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Some Insight on Queefing
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Sexy Pole Dancers Does Things Right
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Trashy Nicole Narian Throwback
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Sandra Shine and Candy Cain
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Elisabetta Gregoraci is Euro Trash Hotness
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Please God, Please NO
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Angelina and Brad’s Body Guards Throwdown Against Some Sneaky Paps
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Who Said Russian Girls Came Cheap?
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Aurport Musical is Good Time
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Darkroom Sex Game for Wii is Pretty Amazing
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Jennifer Walcott is Half Naked
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This Ain’t The Type of Potty You’re Where Your Mom Watches Over You
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Make People Naked With Photoshop
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