So a 5.8 Earthquake hit LA about 5 minutes ago and it was the first time Hollywood’s rocked in a while. The fake tits may have been jigglin’ and the fags may have been stopping, dropping and rolling in a panic to save their obnoxious lap dogs but unfortunately buildings weren’t collapsing on the cast of The Hills. We can always hope for an aftershock that does some good and by good I mean wipes out a whole lot of useless people, because I feel like God’s been too good to these over indulging assholes and shit’s ready for a local apocalypse, it’s just a matter of time before it all self destructs and I’ll be here in Canada watching…
Here Are Some Heidi Montag, Still Alive Yesterday, Pictures To Remind You That You Hate Her and The Lies She Peddles Even When She Wears Short Shorts…