I decided that I want to go to the MTV Awards in September, if you or someone you know work at a hotel, airline and most importantly MTV, email me because I think it would be a good opportunity to suicide bomb and by suicide bomb, I mean have sex with some herpes ridden celebrities and video tape that shit. I know you are all useless, but I figured I’d put it out there, I’d only like to put my links for the day out there, even though I am slow moving tonight….
Tila Tequila in a Cover Release Party Video
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Shia Lebouf’s Mom is a Hot Piece
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Some Stills From Jenna Jameson Having an Abortion
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Kim Kardasiahn Accused of Being a Dirty Whore Because She Fucks Black Dudes….
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Joss Stone Flashes Her Panties Because She Nees to Sell Records Somehow
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Superhero Fight of the Century!!! – VIDEO
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Rihanna’s New Hot VIdeo for Disturbia….
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10 Hottest VIdeos of Boobs Rubbed in Oil
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Michelle Trachtenberg Flauntin’ Her Tits
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Porn Stars Enjoy Sitting In Bed Talking About Video Games
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Top 50 Universities Based on Looks….
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Blake Lively Shows Off her Gossip Girl Tits Again…
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Which Comic Slut Would You Rather Bang?
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Fuck with the TSA.
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My Favorite Reader performs for you:
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CHRISTY HEMME IS A SLUT….
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More Israeli Famous Sluts in Bikinis for the Jews
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Some Canadian Brown Chick is a Slutty Model
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David Beckham Molests Kids
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Ana Lucia Dominguez Will Make You Cause a Mess In Your Pants
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Bowling Ball Versus Car = Epic
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All the Women You Need Are Right Here, And It’s 100% More Than You Are Getting Right Npw. Fag.
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The BEst Porn on the Net, Period
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Policeman Owned at Soccer Game
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Piece of Shit Video From Girlicious, But They Are Half Naked, So Whatever
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A World Where Skaters MAke All Their Tricks Is Nor a World I Want to Live In
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Naked Summer Fun At a Party That People Like You And I Don’t Get Invited To
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because Sex is More Fun When Someone Else is There
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Evelyn Lory = Boners
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YES MAN Looks Like It Could Be a Pretty Sweet Life to Lead
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Teen Hotties Get it On
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Ryan Seacrest Gets Attacked By a Shark at a Gay Club…
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Linda Hogam is Most Probably The Worst Mom Ever
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Mortal Kombat VS DC Universe Game Play
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Vintage StepTV You Should Watch Because It Is Amazing
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Rachael Ray to Come OUt With Line of Gourmet Entrees Inspired By Her Own Diet
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Don’t Gamble with Marijuana!!!
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Leighton Meester Needs to Pull That Dress Up Just a Little Higher
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Thanks God Pam Anderson Wasn’t Cast in the Role of Scully
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Cute Teen Amateur
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Erin Avery Shows Off
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Use This to Get Sex, and Lose That Pesky Viginity Once and For All
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And Now, The Biggest Vagina in Porn
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Gabriela Vergara Looks HOT In Her Yelloow Dress
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Charity Babes Make You Wanna Join the Cause
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JLO Needs to Learn That It’s Time to Hang Her Saddle Bags Up for Good
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Shyla Jennings Plays with Herself
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Luz Elena Gonzalez is Fully Bangable
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In Case You Missed It – Bert and Ernie GEt Gangsta On Your Ass!
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If My Local Church Was This Exciting, I Would Go There Everyday
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Fuckin Hippies
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Patrick Swayze – “I’m Not Dead Yet!”
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Michelle Marsh is Naked
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The NYPD Needs to Relax a Little
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If Only Going to Work Was This Much Fun Everyday
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Remove scratches on an LCD or CD with an egg
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Girl Masturbates for You in VIdeo
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Some Slut
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