I used to have a fan. She used to email me telling me how life changing my shit was on the daily. She’d offer me blowjobs and sex and money to support my drinking and I’d always blow it off. I ended up advising her to get out of a boring relationship with a fat guy and next thing I know she’s sluttin out, having orgies and suckin’ dick for money, always sending me the scoop.
Today she emailed me telling me that my site doesn’t do it for her, that I’ve sold out and all this other shit basically saying she’s over it and that I suck. I haven’t figured out how I’ve sold out because I am still poor, but maybe she’s right and the site is a piece of shit, I don’t think I’ve every claimed it to be anything other than shit, and haven’t really done anything to change what I do, but it will never be as shitty as whatever the fuck STD she lands now that shit is said and done fucking any cock willin’ in hopes of finding self worth she never she had and probably never will have. Welcome to the club.
If your wondering why I wrote this, it’s because it’s the only email I got today, not even the Hitler shit got me love and nothing happened when I got drunk earlier, so here are my links….
I Can’t Speak For You, But Internet Sluts Are Pretty Much The Only Reason For Me to Keep On The Computer…
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Amy Winehouse Has her Period
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Some Asian Slut in Daisy Dukes
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Here’s Some Winehouse Photos From Before She Became Absolutley Disgusting
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Mini Driver Gets Her Dildo On
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Getting Hit in the Nuts Should Really Be an Olympic Sport
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Remember Mr.Belding From Saved By the Bell? He’s a Fuckin’ Pimp…
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Some Cosmos Chick Showin’ Cleavage Titty Bounce During the Earthquake
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Tori Spellin’ Brings Her Man Face Out to Play
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10 Funniest Moments in Olympic History
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The Best HollyWood Hookers!
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Throwback Pics of Gisele Pickin’ Her Ass in a BIkini
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Aria Giovanni has big pillows For tits
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Sexy Human Tetris
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I Can Never Have Enough Vida Guerra
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Girl Launched into Air Over Lake – VIDEO
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The Best Porn On The Net, and You Know I Am Right, Because I Am a Perv
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The Federales Will Shut You Down!!!
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Sexy Jana Plays Britney Spears Crotch Flash
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HOT Lesbian Threesome
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Find Girls to Fuck and Stop Lying to Gramma About Ho You Have a Girlfriend
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Cute Megan Takes It Off
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Religious Nuts Are Some of the Stupidest People on Earth and Here is Proof
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Dina Lohan is a Drunken Mess
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Aubrey O’Day Gets Her Slut On at Some Event or Another
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If Jordan Puts Her Name On One More Product……I am Going to Have to Start Buying her Shit….
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Best Amateur Babe I’ve Seen in the Last Little While
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Hot Blonde Teen Gallery
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Beach Fight is a Fail, But Amusing Nonetheless
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Use This To Get Sex, Because Virgins Are the Saddest People on Earth
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Photobooth Upskirt
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Signs From Round the World
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Kate Hudsom is a Whore Just Like Her Mother
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The World’s Dumbest Criminal
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Jo Champa Wears a See Through Dress Because She is Desperate and Needs Attention
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Veronika Fasterovas Wants to Show You Her Bedroom
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Now THIS is a Bike I Would Ride
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Remember DJ Tanner from Full House?
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I am 100% That Batman Circa Adam West Was a Homo
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Zsuzsana Ripli is the International Babe of the Day
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The Most Fun Takes Place Behind the Scenes
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Make a Cell Phone Detonator
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Bejay’s Popsicles are the Best Out There….
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X-Tina is Photoshopped Hard for Macys
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Nicolette Sheridan Plays With Balls
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Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds….
Some Naked Chick Plays With Her Sloppy Tits and Pussy Video
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A Naked Black Chick and Her Tits
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Some Miami Pussy
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