I was walking down the street and came across 2 dudes smoking weed. They were walking along the street, high as fucking hell having the time of their lives. One of the guys decided it would be funny to steal the kids bike that was locked outside McDonalds and the other went along with it because I guess he thought it was a good idea too. They both struggled with the lock for about 3 minutes before breaking the shit, the entire time they were laughing hysterically and happy as hell. One of the guys jumped on the bike and the other ran alongside him into the sunset, enjoying every second of it. As their laughs slowly faded in the wind, because they got too far away to hear, the kid came out with an ice cream cone only to realize his bike had gone missing and started to cry. That’s when I realized that I just don’t know how to have fun like that anymore, but I do have links. Click them.
I Hate The Suicide Girls, But You’re a Virgin and Are Into Gay Shit Like That, So Here One Is
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Ahh To Be 11 Year’s Old Again
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Jessica Alba Takes Her Nursing Nipples For a Walk
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Some Guy is Trying to Sue The Pants Off Tom Cruise, But Tom Cruise is a Homo And will Probably Just Do It For Free
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Jade Goody and Her Panties OUt on the Town
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Why YOU Should Vote Republican
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10 Toys that Make You Gay
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10 Hottest Celebrity Maxim Photoshoots
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Jennifer Aniston’s Hard Nipples While Shopping
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Can Your Imaginary Girlfriend Do This?
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Sluts You Don’t Have to Drug to Spend the Night With You
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Some Idioe is Claiming He Holds a Patent for The Internet. Yes, You Read that Right
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Yelena Isinbayeva Make Me Want to High Jump
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There’s Nothing Like Kicking Someone While They Are Down
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Business Casual Hottie Strips Down
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Louise Gloved is Full Bangable
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China Hates Shraon Stone As Much As I Do
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Railway Babe Stripdown
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Fake Guiness Orgy Ad
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Hot Sluts Playing with Pets
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I Can’t Decide Who is Uglier – Janice Dickenson or Her Manager – I’d Fuck Both of Them – But I’m Just Sayin….
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Pam Anderson Was on the Last Show, Promoting Her Whoresdom to the World
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God Damn I Love Rosario Dawsom
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Mena Suvari is Going to Be Topless
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Amateur Set – Nice Titties
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Sexy, Sexy Blonde
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Dina Lohan Let Her 14 Year Daughter Meet with a Porn Directer Because She is an Amazing Mom
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Dry Ice Pool Fun
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Baseball Brawl!!
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The Saddest Excuse I Have Seen For a Man in a Long Time
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Now That’s How You Treat You Host
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Tori Lane Plays With Herself
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Isabella Leong is Hot in that Conservative Chinese Don’t Let People Do Anything Kind of Way
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Timi the Hungarian Makes Me Love Reality Television
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Tila Tequila Stret Walkin in Hollywood
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This May Sound Racisit, But Black People Do Everything Awesome
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And Now, a Little Drunkenstepfather Home Decor Advice
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Jessica Jane Clement Does Maxim
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The Motorcycle in Church Video That I Can’t Stop Laughing At
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Marisa Miller Modelse Bikinis
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On the Job Pussy Play
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Fuck With Your Hydro Meter and Cut You Bill in Half
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LA Hotties That MAke The Sunshine In Your Pants
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