Miley Cyrus is Wholesome of the Day

I think Miley Cyrus got away with breaking the promise ring clause in her Disney Contract by replacing the shit with a cockring and as long as whatever homie she’s banging has that shit on, she’s legally allowed to claim she’s made a vow to virginity until marriage before god, because let’s face it, the last time I saw a girl in a mini skirt, dressed like a school girl do the splits, was at a strip club and there was a middle aged black man with a ten dollar bill in his mouth under her that she was trying to snatch up with her snatch…..oh…that’s why they call it that…..

Miley Cyrus is Wholesome of the Day August 5th, 2008