The Backstreet Boys were in town tonight so I decided to walk by the club they were hosting an event at because I was amazed they were all still alive and really curious about what kind of party they would start now that they are all old has-beens. I wasn’t planning on going in, but I wanted to see the kind of people who go out of their way to see The Backstreet Boys in their dying years and there was actually a whole lot of fat girls showing off some tit in tight clothing for their childhood celebrity boyfriends.
I was convinced no one would show up except for the Born Again Brian to hit up the free booze because god hasn’t been good to him while trying to convince the barmaid who he was after she didn’t recognize him behind all those wrinkles.
I couldn’t get in, which is too bad cuz I would have loved them to sign my tits, I was wearing sandals and haven’t showered in a few days, but I want it that way and you want my links…so here they are….
I Wish Robert Deniro Would Stay the Fuck Away From Comedies
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911 Call to End All 911 Calls
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Scarlett Johansson is a Lady in Red and That Doesn’t Mean on Her Period for the Fans
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Sylvester Stalllone is Jacked….
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The Side of Vanessa Hudgen’s Boobs Isn’t Nearly as Exciting as Her Nudes I Almost Got Sued Over
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Mountain Golfing Looks Alright
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January Jones is Rocking OUt in Summer
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Some Brand New Audrina With Her Fake Tits in Her Pink Bikini
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The Hottest Girl On Girl Celeb Makeouts Of 2008
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The Worst 80’s Anti Drug PSAs
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Jessica Alba’s Close-Up Post Pregnant Ass Shot
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Who Would You Rather Do at The Picnic
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Anderson Cooper Hates Ali Lohan
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Fucking With Sleeping Friends Never Gets Dull…
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Mr.Rogers is Scaring the Shit Out of Me
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Emily Scott Zoo Gallery
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Craig Jones Dies in Crazy Bike Race Crash – Video
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Gorgeous Blonde Lia
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Penthouse Pet Andy Valentino
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Dark Hair, Blue Eyes. Tasty
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Tyra Banks Has Lost Her Fucking Mind
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More Clone Wars Bullshit, You Fucking Star Wars Nerd
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Roofie Roulette Looks Like The Best Party Game Ever
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Oprah is Rich
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Find Girls to Fuck, Virgin
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Keira Knightly is Part Retard or Something
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Miranda Kerr Modeling At Some Show or Another
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All the Teens Choice Award’s Bullshit Lumped into One Gay Post
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Cute Young Amateur
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Styla Styles Strips Down
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Techno Rave Girl On Drugs Needs to Relax a Tad
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Attention Whores of the Day
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MILF Hotline is Probably Right Up Your Alley. Perv
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Some Whore Does an Anal Bottle Rocket
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Tory Lane Gallery
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Amber Heard Hangs Out at Comicon
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The Lovely Zafira
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Finding Sex Has Never Been Easier
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Kaila Williams is My New Black Girl Crush
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Lauren Hill – Still Crazy
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Chick Looses Her Shit in the Mid at Some Festival
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Hannah Hilton Gallery
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The Fat Chick Who Played Tracy Turnblad is Most Probably Racist
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Eva Herzigova in GQ
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More Homemade Bombs
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Hot Fake Tits Sell Rum in Brazil
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Jesse McCartney Shows His Ass
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Guiness’ Porno Ad Campaign
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Hot Slut Sychronized Swimming Team
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Playboy Sluts Do Coney Island
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Russian Sluts Break Bikini Records
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Alter Girl Turns Pornstar…Like All Good Followers of Christ….
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Web Sluts Who Do a Job Right
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Find the Best Porn Galore
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Some Montreal Bitch in a See Through Outfit
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