2007-2008
â–ª 654th for Half Pipe
2006-2007
â–ª 458th for Half Pipe
â–ª 1016th in Snowboard Cross
2005-2006
â–ª 194th for Half Pipe
â–ª 842nd in Snowboard Cross
2004-2005
â–ª 173rd for Half Pipe
â–ª 949th in Snowboard Cross
2003-2004
â–ª 383rd for Half Pipe
â–ª 615th in Snowboard Cross
2002-2003
â–ª 651st in Snowboard Cross
His professional snowboard career is a fucking joke and he is hardly fucking pro. These stats are insanely horrible and don’t land you a fuckin’ pay check or sponsorship deal unless it’s from your local shop. This is the kind of wishful thinking that makes you pay the pro snowboarding association the annual fees because it helps you pick chicks up at the ski hill you teach at. The retarded kid I saw at the ski hill just north of here on some integration ski trip who was probably snowboarding for the first time and struggling down the bunny hill and falling on his face while masturbating took more skill that this motherfucker is packin’. Even I am a better snowboarder than this and I’ve only done it about 5 times because I live in Canada and for 6 months there’s pretty much nothing else to do and I weigh 300 pounds.
Seeing these staged pics of them washing their car in their bathing suits is a lot less offensive than this asshole calling himself a pro, but it is possible that they aren’t staged because based on DeAnna’s reputation, she never turns down the opportunity to play with a hose, even when it’s not attached to a man. If you know what I mean.