Lohan is taking this whole lesbian thing pretty fucking seriously. It won’t be long before she shaves her head and leaves her bangs, gains 80 pounds, wears flannel and rips off dicks for a full time job. I guess the actor in her makes living this lie a lot easier for her because she gets into fuckin’ wardrobe, gets gay married and jumps through the lesbian hoops only a molested fat girl could really understand like it was a fucking movie role.
I am not saying that she’s not bumping vagina with Ronson, I am not saying that they aren’t in love and I am not saying she’s denounced cock because she’s had enough of it to last a normal girls lifetime numerous times over and every single one of those cocks has turned its back on her because no one respects anyone that easy and no one sticks around after they get what they want after the first hour of knowing a person. I am also not saying that FEZ from that 70s show didn’t fuck up her idea of relationships because he was older than her and tricked her into banging him and made her want to marry him before leaving him or that she has trust issues stemming from her cheating drunk father. But I am saying that this lesbian shit is just working for her now, because she’s an unstable, boring, sensitive piece of shit with no sense of humor and this is won’t last forever. It’s just a phase and I’ve seen in time and time again with broken hearted, addict girls who work at the strip club.
In all honesty, I like Sam Ronson a lot. I think she’s fuckin’ cool, down to earth and even kinda talented, but she is in over her head with this Lohan trash. Having to deal with this broken down cunt that we’d all probably like to help breakdown a littel more than it already is, is probably a lot to deal with and no pussy is worth that kind of energy.
Either way, here’s indentity confused Lohan rockin’ her lesbian boots to help both her and the public believe her childish, useless sexuality lie.