I decided to punish myself for sucking on the site today. I pretty much hated everything I wrote more than I usually hate everything I write, so I decided to steal money from my wife to go see a movie….a really horrible movie….one that would leave me feeling raped and alone….I chose Stepbrothers. I know I ranted about hating Will Ferrell earlier today and I just felt that it was only relevant to use that piece of shit to keep me on track. I drank about 6-9 beers before going in, in hopes of having to piss so bad that I had no choice but to piss myself, upsetting the other 3 people in the theater enough to get me kicked out, otherwise I wouldn’t let myself leave at my own will because there’s no real punishment in that. Overall, it was nice to see John C. Reiley throw his talent down the fuckin’ toilet and Will Ferrell in his stupiest of performances all while feeding Judd Apatow and the continuous stream of shit he continues to produce because all you cocksuckers eat it up, making him richer and richer and making me hate life more than I did 3 hours ago…. Now here are my fucking links some may suck since I am officially dead on the inside…..but I am sure they are all still worth clickin…
Some Soapy Car Wash Viral Video With a Big Set of Tits in a Yellow Bikini
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Jenna Jameson’s Haggard Pussy Is Pregnant Despite All The Abuse…It’s a Modern Day Miracle…
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Beyonce Doesn’t Look Like Beyonce in Her New Ad
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Paz Vega Ass Grab
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These People Hate the iPhone
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Some Immigrant Slut in Lingerie Teaches You How to Escape a Communist Country Using Train Tracks and a Rock Hard Body
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Some Michael Cera Shit for the Groupies…
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How to Fight Like a Girl
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Women Who Will Fuck You To Death:
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Everyone Hates Pam Anderson’s Filthy Scab Pussy
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Lesbians
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Kristen Bell Lookin’ at Amanda Bynes’ Tits
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Whore Heidi Fleiss Got Her Hair Done and I’d Still NEver Pay Her For Sex….
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Miranda Kerr’s Bikini Pictures for Some Magazine
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Some CBS News Anchor Used to be an Erotic Model
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Tori Spelling Dressed Like Courtney Love Because She’s a Cunt
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The Best of Harriet Carter for the Week
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Quentin Tarantina to Ruin Movie That Hasn’t Even Been Made Yet
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Jamie Hammer is Lookin’ Good
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I Really Don’t Understand These Lord-of-the-Rings-Dungeons-and-Dragons-Nerds Who Take This Shit To Serious
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Blow JOb Olympics
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Electrocution Caught on Tape
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Concert Chairs Go Flying – Video
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Jennifer Aniston Really is Going to Have a Baby With the First Cock that Comes ‘Round…
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The Simpsons American Idol
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Crystal Stevens Women of Playboy
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Amateur Blonde
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Lohan is Looking as Old and Tattered As Her Mom’s Vagina
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WTF is Up with Katie Holmes and These Jeans
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First Celebirty Baby to Be Born With AIDS
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Giant Soccerball Ownage
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Kelly Ripa Needs to Gain Some Fucking Weight
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Miranda Kerr, I Love You
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Sweet Blonde Brandi Moses
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Garde Hose Fun
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Deleted Scene from Dark Knight Which Really Isn’t a Deleted Scene, You Know That and I Know That But Here It Is Anyways
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Russian Gang Fight – VIDEO
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All of the People Who Own These Boats Are Better Than You and Me
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Kim Kardashian Out Doing Some Shit
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Gorgeous Brunette Felicity
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Marketa in Softcore Bondage
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The Bob Saget Roast Sounds Like It Was Funny As Hell
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Virgin Self Defense
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Wonka’s Fizzy Lifting Drinks
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Elena Santarelli Bikini Pics
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Hack an Automatic Car Wash
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:
Some Black and White Studio Shots of a Slut
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Some Chick and her Tits
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Webcams Makes for Good Entertainment
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Some Slut from Vegas and Her Fake TIts in a Bikini
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