Today 4 different people told me they want to start a site like this and want my advice as to how to start a site like this and my advice is don’t start a site like this. The reason is not because I don’t want more competition, because I really don’t care about competition because being competitive is too jock for me and jocks fuck each other up the ass in the locker room.
The reason is because everyone thinks they have the capacity to run one of these pieces of shits and thinks that their opinion is better than mine or the next guys and that they could pump this shit out in about an hour a day and make the same as working a 9-5 job, but they don’t realize that they are about 3 years too late and 1000 sites are doing the exact same fucking thing as they want to do and post pretty much the same fuckin’ content as they wawant to and Say the same thing you have to say.
So takes those hopes and dreams and throw them away, go back to your drone life and stop trying to think about ways to make money. It is a waste of time.
The truth is that I don’t make money off this site, but whenever anyone asks me how much I make with the site, I always tell them 10,000,000 dollars a year, I just look and live homeless for the irony of the whole thing. They usually realize I am lying but I do my best to keep it up and I think people respect me when I say I am a millionaire, but the truth lies somewhere in my wife’s bank account and it’s not very sexy, but it does make me the highest trafficked site nobody reads with the shittiest financial return on the internet. But who really cares about money when you can be semi-homeless/ retired.
Whoever said the Internet is the future, forgot to mention that you can’t be a racist, hateful cocksucker who posts pictures that don’t belong to you and porn if you want to get Coca Cola to advertise, but I’m not going to change, I like sucking at life, it fuels me and I’d say that it’s pretty much an honor to be the biggest idiot on the net, but it’s really not, it kinda makes me cry on the inside, which in turn works out amazing for the two of you reading this. Thanks.
Now, I don’t know what I am talking about but Here are my links. I went with the “You’re a Pervert” Theme. I think it’s some Nobel Prize winning shit….so Watch Out…
I Shoulda Been Invited to the Bob Saget Comedy Roast But No One Thinks I Matter….
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Sienna Miller’s Friends Deny That Her Vagina is a Hypnotic Device
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Louise Glover is In Her Bikini By the Pool
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The Health Ledger Case is Closed, You Can All Stop Accusing MK Olsen of Murdering Him Now
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Rachel Bilson Panty Upskirt
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Guy Buys Car With Pennys – VIDEO
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10 Hottest Movie and TV Cheerleaders of All Time
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The Hottest Old School Porn Stars:
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Most Idiotic Drug Meltdowns on TV
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Rumer Willis Shows Off Her Mound While Fighting the Wind
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Exclusive Tom Cruise on Tropic Thunder Set Lookin’ Crazy
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How DO You Like you Guitar Hero Naked Bitch…From the Front or From the Back
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Riley Chase Gallery
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Beauty Queen Lezzie Fantasy of the Day
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Cutie Teen Striptease for You FUckign Sick Fucking Perverts
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Holly Valance in FHM, Half Naked and Worth Cumming Inside.
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Rachel Nichols is Delicious for a Whore..
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Cameron’s Web Cam Tease Because SHe’s a Slut and Her Dad Used To Touch Her When She Was Growing Up….
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The Best Porn Anywhere
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He’s Number 1!!
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Confessions of a Female Masterbation Addict
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Gigantic Brawl – Video
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Adri Takes It Off For You Fucking Perverts
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Hot Blonde Threesome For You Sick, Depraved Fuckign Perverts
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It’s Not Often That Something Leaves Me Speechless Because I Never Shut the FUck Up…
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Do Yourself a Favor, Find Girls to Stick Your Pathetic Dick Inside….Because You DOn’t Have to Be the Only One Laughing At It….Share the FUcking COmedy You FUcking Pervert.
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Kim Kardashian is In a Video Game of Some Shit Because She’s the Poster Girl For Fat and Lazy Cunts….
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Edward Scissorhands Recut
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Babe with Rose
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Britney Spears is TRying to Sell THese Bikini Pics for a Million Dollars
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Ashanti is Starting to Remind me of Janet Jackson Before she Got Fat and Fucked Her Face Up
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More Rachel Bilson
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Diane Sawyer is Lookin’ Pretty Hot
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Vintage Naked X-Tina
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Brunette and Blonde Go At It You Sick FUcking Perverts
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Getting Sex Has Never Been Easier You Sick FUcking Pervets
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Two Bitches Fight in Their Thongs For You Sick FUcking Perverts
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A Whale’s Vagina For You Sick Fucking Perverts
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Erin Avery is Naked For You FUcking Perverts
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Holly Webers Legs Go On Forever
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Some Chick Got Beaten to Death at Little Kim’s Birthday Party. Don’t Fuck Around.
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Cheerleader Fun for You Fucking Perverts…
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Eva Mendes, You Fucking Slut, Stop Doing This To Me….
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Some Nerds Redid a Whole Radiohead Video in Lego. Get a Fucking Life
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Eva Longoria’s Got Cum in Her Hair – You FUcking Perverts
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Hot Wire and Steal a Car
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Cross Dressin Good Fucking Times…Thanks Photobucket for Being Fuckin’ Sick
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Spread Pussy Because Photobucket Isn’t Pornographic
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Slut Topless in Lingerie
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The Wet Panty and Girl Kissing Girl Album of Smut
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The Best Girls Are The Ones Who Know Their Place in This World
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LA MAKES WHORES EXPENSIVE
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BONUS – BREASTFEEDING AND SORE NIPPLE REMEDY – FOR YOU SICK FUCKS WHO GET OFF TO NATURE…..