Everyone is calling Jamie Foxx a racist for being on a Boogie Board with a Swastika on it, while all I see is the fuckin’ comedy of anyone on a Boogie Board. It’s like shit’s made for 10 year old girls who don’t know how to surf and lame people who are too pussy to learn how to surf. It’s like the equivalent of how gay rollerblading looks next to skateboarding, or skiing looks next to snowboarding, or tandem bikes look to mountain bikini, or paddle boats look to white water rafting.
So who cares that there are some icons on the shit, like a Star of David, Swastika and Peace sign in some gay fuckin’ message of peace someone pulled while back backing the area like a dirty tree hugging hippie poser in Birkenstocks wrote to leave his mark after renting the boogie board his “LonelyPlanet” Guide told him to do, so that he can come home for his second year of college and bore everyone he knows including his pseudo-intellectual Poli-Sci buddies in his class about his shitty summer travels that were so fuckin’ life changing, culturally riveting, enlightening and inspiring that no one cares about, but make him think he’s a fuckin’ expert.
The truth is, who cares that there’s a Swastika on his shit, if I was renting a Boogie Board, the least of my concerns would be what the other loser who rented it before me wrote on it, and more about whether anyone around me would notice me carrying a Boogie Board to go use in the ocean like an 8 year old girl. It’s the same shame that comes every time my wife makes me carry her purse.
I guess all this to say is that Swastikas are just a misunderstood peace sign that got some bad press in the 40s and symbols don’t breed hate or make you a racist…burning crosses in white robes on people’s front yards does.