stepLINKS of the Day

The latest development in my life is that I am balding. As I fat man, I always prided myself in having the most luxurious unkempt, unwashed, uncut matted hair in the neighborhood, but today when walking by some drunk, asian panhandler who was hanging out in traffic and who turned to me and screamed in some thick accent I could barely understand that I must hate my life because not only am I fat but I am also going bald….I got mad, sad and decided the only thing that would make me happy was to smack his Chinese take-out box full of pennies out of his hand and all over the street. I am an asshole, but maybe motherfuckers should shut their fucking mouths and stick to being drunk and poor and and asian and leave innocent drunk, fat, balding motherfuckers alone.

Either way, when I got home I looked for a mirror to check out my hair, because I was self conscious about the shit and it turns out the fucker was right. Now, I’ve got nothing going for me except for my links and here they are..

What the Fuck Happened to Maria Menounos?

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This is The Dumb Bitch of the Day

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Got a hot photo shoot for you, check out Holly Huddleston from E!’s Sunset Tan Being a Slut…

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Natasha Henstridge is in a Bikini

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Jodie Marsh is Topless and Pole Dancing

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More Garbage from Tropic Thunder Bullshit….

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Long Beach Hot Rod Hotties

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Silvia Saint Will Make Your Mouth Water

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The 10 Hottest Videos of Girls Jumping on Trampolines

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Cunt Rap: Terra Patrick Vs Jenna Jameson

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Sienna Miller is a Grimey Homewrecker I Want to Fuck

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The 20 Worst Gymnastic Falls of All Time

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The Top 9 College Movies of All Time….

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Top 10 Videos of Girls Eating Phallic Food

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Katie Holmes in Some Hot Tight Jeans…

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Sluts in Whipped Cream Bikinis…

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Some Big Titties Break Glass in this Innovative Titty Ad

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Two Israeli Sluts with Olympic Body Paint Flags

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Is This Art or Is This Shit….

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Sienna Miller is a Homewrecking Crybaby

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BEWARE OF THE BEAR!

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No Arms, One Leg Bowling. Wait. What?

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Sex Tapes That Will Scare You Away From Porn Forever

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Move Over Angelina, There’s a New Lara Croft

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I Call This The Pussy Treasure Map

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Here’s The Promos With Shitney Spears for the VMAS and They are Even Worse Than You Can Imagine

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Topless Tennis is the Only Way to Play

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Asian Hotties Beat Down White Guy in the Dry Cleaners

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Bikini Cat Fight!

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Marketa Day’s Ass is Fantastic

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Boobs and Lotion = Hours of Fun

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Some Winehouse Drama We Have All Been Needing

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Is It Me, Or Is Jessica Simpson Gettin Hefty Again?

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LA Billboard Queen Angelyne is a Hot Piece

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Pam Anderson is a Fucking Drunk

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Cutie Blond Takes it Off

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Kate is a Perfect 10

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Get Laid Today

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Fuck I Hate Horses

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Nothing Like a Naked Crack Whore

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God Damn Addison Rose is Fine!

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More Olympic Volleyball Hotties

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Art is in the Eye of the Beholder

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Man FHM Rules So Much When It’s Not The American Version

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Serena Williams Is Actually Looking Good In this Photoshoot

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Why Dogs are Smartr Than Babies

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Guitar Hero – Kurt Cobain Edition

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Tracy Turnblad’s Dad is Out on Bail

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I Don’t Know Who Menia Mathioudaki is But I Would Like to Find Out

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Hef’s Got a New Girlfriend

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fix a Wet Cell Phone With Rice

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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

She’s Blonde, She’s Trashy and She’s Posing Slutty…

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This Bitch in a Bikini Wants You….

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Web Slits Done Right

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Find the Best Places To Spend Your Money For Masturbation….

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Buy This Cuz You Have No Soul….

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stepLINKS of the Day August 13th, 2008