I just found out that Sam Ronson was in Montreal for some opening event for H+M and she didn’t reach out to hang out or take me out for drinks with all her celebrity DJ money. Sure, I’ve never met her, she doesn’t know I exist but that’s the kind of cunt behavior that hurts my feelings, not that I have feelings, but if I did, they’d be hurt.
To think I’ve been taking estrogen to work my way into their hearts by sneaking into joining the lesbian love affair and making it a lesbian love triangle as the lesbian with chest hair, which is the lesbian every lesbian relationship needs and I’ve been planning this for the last 6 months because I thought it would be good for business, only to be neglected as my penis and balls slowly shriveled up with my dignity and genius plan, it makes me feel like I really wasted energy on these jerks and that what I think is genius, really isn’t, but it’s not all a loss because now I have my own hot tits to play with, I should post pics and do live cam shows to finally make some fuckin’ money on this internt shit….but I won’t.
Instead of hanging with the girl who uses Lohan’s vagina as a chew toy, drinking heavily and slow dancing like we were at prom and she was my date, before paying homeless dudes crack money to do stunts like they were in Beijing, I compiled these links and used the word compile to describe what I did tonight, making me slowly turn less and less cool the more I sit at home working on this stupid site and by working on the site I mean watching amateur porn and smoking cigars while messaging girls on facebook for nudes.
With Love….
The Hottest Fucking Video From the Olympics….
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Mariah Carey is still a Crazy, Demanding, Slut
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Paris Hilton Walks Around in a See Through Dress
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Jessica Simson is so Country in Her Short Shorts…
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Trampoline Mishap
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The 10 Greatest Female Streakers in Sports History….
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Burger King Bathtime
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50 sexiest beach babes
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Here’s a Hot Pic of the Slut Who Jamie Lynn Spears’ Teenage Baby Daddy Was Cheating On Her With…
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Which College Movie Slut Would You Rather Fuck
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Hollywood is Really on a Set Mission to Ruin Everything that Once Ruleds
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Here’s a Good Job For the Ladies Lookin’ To Make Some Extra Money…
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Tyra Banks Shows Off Her Nappy Hair
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RIP MOTHERFUCKER – The World’s Tallest Transexual – Sandy Allen….
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And That’s Why You Don’t Masterbate at work
**This is Amazing**
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Sphia and Eve Get to Know Each Other
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Okay, I Hate Sharon Stone As Much As the Next Person, But This is a Bit Much
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Dita Von Tease is Not Hot, You Shitheads. She Dresses Like a Fucking Grandmother
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Aubrey O’Day is Slowing Morphing Into Shauna Sand
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Madonna is Buying Another Baby
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Locksmith Prank Call
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Chickens Are Better Than You And Me
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because Finding Waldo Must Be Pretty Fucking Boring By Now
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I Wanna Punch P-Diddy/Diddy/Daddy/Puff Daddy/Sean Combs/ or Whatever The Fuck He Is Calling Himself These Days In The Face
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Office Bathroom Prank
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Andi Valentino Gallery
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Weightless Lesbians!
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Here’s a Monkey Ice Skating
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Striptease of the Day
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Saphia Has Some Alone Time
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Cassie is a Slimmer, Hotter, Less Tranny Look Version of Kimora Lee
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Nella is Tasty for a Used Up Whore….
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Foreign Street Fight
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Oprah Drunk Dial
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Some Vintage Richard Pryor from Sesame Street, Motherfucker
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Chick Naked and Masturbating on Photobucket Because it is a Porn Site in Disguise
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Some Big Black Cunt
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Porno Gets Me Through Depression….
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Girls Who Get It Done Right
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Better Than Comics
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