I am on day two of the hangover, I really can’t figure out what the fuck I did to myself on Thursday night, but it was bad. I was out of fucking commission all day yesterday and struggled to do the little work I did do, only to pass out at 8 pm and sleep right though until now. I wasn’t doing drugs, I was just smoking shitty cigars so I don’t know why I got kicked in the fuckin’ ass, but I did, that said, here are my links because I got some recovering to do. I am going soft, I guess it was just a matter of time before my drinking ability followed my dough like physique and impotent dick, but it still depresses me.
I just ran into some American dude at the office supply store, he is the kind of guy you’d expect to be at the office supply store scoping out young girls buying school supplies, you know the kind of guy who you wouldn’t be surprised if you got called and told he got arrested for jerking off in public, raping girls or molesting children. I’ve unfortunately known him for a while and had to entertain his conversation where he went on a rant about the Olympics. He was so fuckin’ pissed that China is beating the US in medal count at the Olympics and decided to turn it on me and tell me I suck because Canada hasn’t won shit to make him feel better that the USA being second best to China, which is really just a preview of what’s to come in the next 15 years when China takes top rank as the most powerful country in the world on all fronts and this is just a cocktease showing that they are slowly on the rise to global takeover.
The truth is that I wasn’t born in Canada, I don’t consider their success in the Olympics relevant to my life at all, I feel no ties to the great white north and I don’t watch the fucking Olymics, because they are boring as fuck. The only reason China has the most medals is because they are booming, and don’t want to look bad hosting the shit. They have enough people in the country to recruit athletic 12 year olds and ship them off to concentration camps that turned them into fuckin’ robots in every event. For the last four years they have been on regimented diets and work out programs and training 14 hours a day, 7 days a week like they were in fuckin prison and they were told before the games if they don’t win, they get executed so they pretty much have no fucking choice.
And I have no choice but to post my links so here they is, there are a ton, but all are good and it’s the weekend – what the fuck else are you going to do….
Some Girl Climbs into a Toy Machine
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Lookin’ Like The Hottest Bitch in a Mesh Top I Have Ever Seen Sweetheart
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Traci Bingham Showing Off her Greasy Fuckin’ Tits
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Soccer Ball Smacks Down Cheerleader
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Why Hello Mellissa Statta
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Lindsay Lohan May Not BE Gay Anymore, In Fact She Never Was
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Eva Longoria Pokies
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The 10 Hottest Women’s Prison Topless Scenes…
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Some British Model Named Alice Gets Naked and In Her Underwear for the Assholes at Vice
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The Hottest Celebs That Have Been Dumped:
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Hollywood’s Craziest Exs:
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Video of American Apparel Sluts Playing With Super Soakers…..in American Apparel Bikinis and Leotards….
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Ashlee Simpson’s Big Ol’ Mom Tits Hanging With Her Busted Up Mom Face
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Sex Position or Yoga Position?
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The Only Way to Spend Your Weekend
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Reporter Shot on Live Tv – Video
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Ass Tastic
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Nothing Wrong With a Little Phone Sex. In Public
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Adriana Lima Action
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Tommy Lee’s New Haggard Pussy
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Hotel Receptionist Fucks With Some Old Guy
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Dirty Whore Cat Fight
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Get Laid This Weekend
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Some Trailer for a Surf Movie That Looks Amazing
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the Bubba Hog Dance Off
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Cassidy Strips Down
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Swedish Olympian Sara Boberg’s Leaked Amateur Nudes
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DMX is a Model Citizen
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Remember That Shitty Song By Alanis Morrisette Called You OUghta Know?
Well It’s About Uncle Joey, From FULL HOUSE
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Make Getting Sex Easier Than Ever
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Sorry Rachel McAdams, You Are Not Hot
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Kim Kardashian Covers Her Fat Tits For Once
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Monica Vesela Hotness
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Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson Continue to Spread Their Disease Around the World
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Your Friday Striptease
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Collection of Stripper pole Mishaps
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Soem Fucked Up Japanese Sex Show Wrestling I Don’t Know What the Fuck
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Remembering Athens 2004
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Andi Valentino is Delicious
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Bob Saget Melt Down Whic is Fake, But Amazing
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Very Clever Jessica Simpson
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Magda Gomez = Boners
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Us Tax Dollars Flow Into The Army For a JOb Well Done
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Motorcycle Death Wishes
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Sharing is Caring!
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German Olympians Do Playboy
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Beat the Stuffed Animal Crane Game
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Some Sluts in Bikinis for Some Miami Commercial
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Move Over Dina Lohan, There’s a New Mother of the Year and I Like Her Way of Thinking….
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Sarah Boberg is a Topless Crossbow Olympian
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FORMER WWE DIVA (AND BELLA MODELS ESCORT) ASHLEY MASSARO NOW APPEARING AT A STRIP CLUB!
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This Cop Was a Hooker on the Side
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Amber Lee is the Obama Girl and Here She Is in a Short Skirt….Lookin Worth a Round….
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Kate Hudson is Boring and Flat Chested on the Beach
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Michael Phelps Hangin’ With Some Sluts…..
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What if Your Wife was a Pornstar
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Watch an Angry Old Man Who Can’t Take a Joke
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Felicity Huffman Wore Madonna’s Dirty Panties
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The Max Payne Movie is Going to be the Biggest Piece of Shit Ever
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Reporter Gets Taken Out By a Huge Ball
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Jenna Fischer in Walk Hard Sex Scene
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Miami Sluts in Metalic Bathing Suits Drunk and Slutty
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Find The Best Porn, Period
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