I tried to get you some original content at the MTV VMA’s but got this email today:
Dear Jesus Martinez,
Unfortunately due to the growing number of requests and the limited amount of space, we will not be able to accommodate your credential
request for the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards. Thank you for your interest!All the best,
MTV Communications
Well someone just rained on my fucking parade.
That said, everything MTV, I’m talking new shitty shows, current shitty shows and anything else MTV touches, including their attempt to be cool with Vice TV is banned on this site due to the growing number of requests I have been making for girls to send me nude pics, which really has nothing to do with anything but you’re still banned so fuck you cocksuckers at MTV. We’re breaking up and you don’t exist to me.
Here are my links….
10 Hottest Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Videos….
GO
Michael Phelps is Banging Amanda Beard To Make Olympic Swimming Babies…
GO
Which Bikini Would You Rather Fuck
GO
The 5 Hottest Paraguayan Women
GO
Hot Aussie Holly Valance in Some Hot Photoshoot For You Perverts….
GO
And Here I Thought Parks Were Just For Staring at Small Children
GO
Matt Lauer and Al Roker Are Amazing and By Amazing, I Don’t Mean Shitty, I Really Mean Amazing
GO
Lauren Mai Looks Delicious in Shit Lingerie
GO
Maybe Lohan Has Been Gay All Along and By Gay I Mean Looking For Attention
GO
A Shitload of Celeb Nip Slips
GO
Remember the Article About Chinese Guy Who Got Caught Humping a Bench?
Here’s the Video
GO
Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
GO
The Olive Garden Hates Kendra Wilkinson
GO
And That’s Why You Don’t Try to Outrun Trains
GO
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
GO
Okay We Get It. You Like Yogurt
GO
Jewel Gordon Make Me Wanna Go Downunder
GO
Red Necks + Axe = Comedy
GO
Ahh to Be a College Aged Female
GO
Amy Leigh Andrews Is All Natural
GO
Find Girls to Fuck. Do You Really Need a Reason?
GO
Geeky Amateur
GO
Victoria Silvstedt Will Most Probably Sue Me Over Linking This. Oh Well
GO
Kelly Bundy’s Cancer Tits Aren’t So Cancerous Anymore
GO
Jennifer Lopez is Braindead and Needs to Be Punched in the Face
GO
More Proof Britny Can’t Sing
GO
Ellen’s Gay Wedding Photos and By Gay I Don’t Mean Shitty, I Just Mean Gay
GO
I Don’t Know How to Say This Delicately, But Kate Hudson Needs to Put Her Vagina on the Shelf For Awhile
GO
Striptease of the Day – MILF Edition
GO
An Awesome Compilation of Girls Gone Solo
GO
Motorcycle Stunt Gona Bad
GO
Porn Star Bike Ride
GO
Awesome Self Shot Gallery
GO
Use This to Help You Get Sex. Virgin
GO
Damn, I Almost Forgot How Hot Shakira Was
GO
Natalie in the Snow
GO
Lily Allen Threw Down Outside a London Nightclub
GO
Motor Cycle Mayhem
GO
I Pary Everyday I Will One Day Learn to Surf
GO
Can Someone Just Do me a Favor and Kill Rumer Willis?
GO
Traci Bingham, What the Fuck Are You Wearing?
GO
Abby Brookes and Her Giant Cans
GO
Eveytime I see this Photo, I think Michael Phelps is in a One Piece Bathig Suit
GO
Jennifer Ellison Says How D’you Do!!
GO
Say Hello to Miss September
GO
Have Some Fun, Fuck With Your Mailman
GO