So today I was laughing at some fat dude who was obviously from middle America, wearing his Khaki shorts and tucked in polo shirt to make his huge beer belly look less obvious or some shit. He was huffing and puffing as he was walking down the street and he had a beard to cover up his double chin that was less of a chin and more of a second neck. I assume he worked in computers.
Either way, I was like look at the fat guy, I bet he’s walking to get himself more donuts before dying of a heart attack later tonight, and the girl I was with turned to me and said that I should shut the fuck up because I was fatter than him and I guess she was right. I mean I don’t know what I look like when walking down the street, but I assume it looks about the same and kids driving by laugh at me and make the same shitty donut joke.
What it comes down to is that laughing at fat people sucks when you are fatter than the person you are laughing at.
Here are my links. So Many Links…Don’t Be Intimidated. I will scale them down eventually.
2 Girls In a Catfight…
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Jessica Simpson is a Beer Whore, and I Don’t Just Mean She Has Sex For Pints
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Hey! Asshole! You Are Not a Diver!!
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Aubrey O’Day is a Whore
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Do You Know Who Leryn Franco Is? Me Either, But Here She is Half Nude
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Christina Applegate is Brave for Getting Her Tits Cut Off Because Now No One Will Hire Her….
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Garcelle Beauvais See Through Dress Throwback
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Steven Segal Helps You On Your Road to Enlightenment
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Tits With a Criminal Record
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Some Slutty Canadian Actress Soon To Be on 90210 Showing Off Her Anorexic Body I Want to Fuck
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The 10 Hottest Gymnasts of All Time
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5 Stripper Whore’s Worth Dropping Money On:
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Tribute to the French Maid Outfit
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Find Girls To Fuck, Because Mommy Will Want You to Leave the Next one Day
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Cheyenne Tozzi Bikini Shots
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Selma Blair Looks Better With Clothes on Then She Does in a Bikini
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Kim Kardashian Looks Kind of Cute….By Cute I Mean Like a Fucking Ditch Pig…They Can Be Cute Sometimes…
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Amateur of the Day
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Some Euro Prank Goes Bad When The Dude Getting Pranked Gets Mad…
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Some Funny Cheaters Story About a Mexican, His Black Employee, Snowball Kissing and Pissing…..
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This Video is Called When Parenting Goes Seriously Wrong, I was Going to Post it But Don’t Want to Go To Jail..
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Some Seriously Risky Filipino Nude Pics
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The Ultimate Keeley Hazell Photo Collection,
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16 Goats in a Tree
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Two Bullys Strip Clothes Off a Girl
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Porn Star Gets New Vagina
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And That’s How NOT to Land a Plane
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I Love You Adriana Lima
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Casey Anthony is the Worst Mother….
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Angelica Heart Will Give You a Boner – Which Isn’t Saying Much – Since You Always Have a Boner – You Sick Fuck
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Shyla Styles Needs a Shower
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Ricky Martine Passes on His Homness to His New Twin Boys Bron Via Surrogate (aka Recipe for GAY)
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Yoga Babes
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You Got Knocked the Fuck Out!
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Lily Allen Ruins the Outside of a Perfectly Good Magazine Cover
And Ruins The Inside About Not Talking About the Abortion She Masked as a Miscarriage
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Trace Any Ip Address
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Go Granny Go!
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Top 20 Olympic Gymnastics Falls
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Mac and Cheese Bath is Both Disgusting and Amazing All At the Same Time
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John Would Like to Introduce You To His Boner
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:
One of my Readers is Hanging With Fake Titty Sluts and He Wants You All To See….
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Some Chick Showing Her Nipple
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Some Big Booty Girl Getting Fucked
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A Girl Who Can Get the Job Done.
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This Vegas Slut’s Got Big Round Titties
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BONUS:
Porn Reviews….
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Use This to Get Sex, Homo
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