Girls in Canada are going all out because they know there’s about a week left of summer, so they are pullin’ all stops and wearing as little clothing as possible which makes raping them when they are wasted a whole lot easier, not that I would do that kind of thing. I couldn’t handle all the vagina around me, especially since the smoking ban in bars makes large groups of pantyless girls smell like one big vagina I want to fuck, so I went to the strip club. There were only 3 girls working, which I didn’t really get and I didn’t get a lap dance, but I did get to watch some whore who looked like a spy from the deep South Amerian Jungles using her perect real tits to get information, because she was talking to her reflection in a mirror for about 20 minutes, like she was communicating her information back home. When someone went to interrupt her for a dance, I am pretty sure she hissed at him like some kind of cat….but I could be wrong. The whole world’s going to shit and here are my links…
Luckiest Snowboarder Alive
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Sienna Miller Has a Fan Who Leaves Her Loving Messages on Her Wall…..
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House Bunnies Are Out of the Cage for a Night
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Move Over Sherlock Holmes, There’s a New Private Eye on the Case
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Some Whore From Big Brother UK Has an Upskirt
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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The Empire Strikes Back…In San Fransico
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Hello Helen Flanagan
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Vanessa Hudgens Short Dress Disgustingness….
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Natalie Martinez Is This Year’s Sexiest Latino
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The 5 Most Awkward Kool Aid Ads
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Spend Miley’s Birthday With Her for 250 Dollars…I am Thinking About Going….
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10 Hottest Celebrity Cat Fights
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Another 50 Hottest Olympians of 2008 Which is Funny Considering The Special Olympics Haven’t Hit and Those Chicks Can’t Say No…
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The 5 Most Annotying Things About NYC Public Transportation….
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MSN Emoticons That Never Made It
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This is Why I Am Never Going to Costa Rica
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Slut is in the Eye of the Beholder. It’s All How You Look at Things
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Fuck With Your Friends Via Instant Messanger
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Camera Man Blast Off
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Karla Spice Has One Bad Ass Ass
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Nikki Case Enjoys Some Time Poolside
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Some Bride Got Tasered at Her Own Wedding…
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Kimbo Slice Will Kick Your Ass!
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Poll Party Babes
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Tara is Beat Up
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Winona Ryder is Fucking Tom Green?
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BEAT DOWNS!!
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Britney Skye is Tasty
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Hollywood to Ruin Another Classic
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Whoa Relax, Super Fan
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Now THAT’S How You Catch a Ball
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Adriana Lima & Doutzen Kroes in Supermodel Obsessions Preview
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I Needs to Get me a Maid
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Charlize Theron, I Love You
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Young Jeezy, Shut the Fuck Up
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Camping with Lena
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Louise Glover Wants You to Play Pool With Her
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Everything Looks Amazing in Slow Mo
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Fuck You, Oprah….Why do I Love You So….
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Emmanelle Chriqui Short Dress!
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Train a Cat to Use a Toilet
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS….
Some Chick Teasing With Her Tits
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Some Chocolate Milk Titties
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Some Young Pierced Nipple Titites….
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Some Artistic Nudes of Some Hot Amateur Models
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Some Montreal Chick I Haven’t Fucked But Should
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Striptease of the Day
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