So I was talking to some dude who told me he never respects girls who get on cam and finger themselves for him and that’s the kind of rubbin’ shit in my face that pisses me off because I have never had a girl fingering herself on cam for me to never respect not that I wouldn’t respect them for that shit, I’d totally encourage and ask for more, but some people have some serious game on IM and I wish I could get both girls I know and don’t know showing me their pussies, just like that, cuz they are drunk and horny and I am online to benefit from it…..
I was talking to another guy about how he fell in love online and married the girl he fell in love with and I am not talking in his head or on their message board forum, I am talking real live marriage and after laughing in his face for being a socially awkward, desperate loser, I realized that the internet has made getting laid a lot easier than when I was single 8 years ago. The girls I’d meet would give me their home numbers, I wouldn’t be able to email them or casually reach out, I’d have to put real effort into shit. I wasn’t able jerk off to their vacation pics or learn about who they fucked or how the like being fucked because conversation online is always sleazier than wholesome real life talk where you have to pretend you are semi-normal with decent intentions So I guess as weird as it is, I probably wouldn’t have had STDs and bad memories of taking whatever came my way and maybe I would have even married a bitch I like because the internet filtered out the crap and I guess technology is taking the fuck over and I’m not getting a piece of the action but it is the reason I am posting these for the lovers at home talking to their significant other cross country instead of leaving the house and getting fucked up and fucked since it is Friday.
I am not drunk yet, but I am going to be in about 15 minutes. In the meantime, here are my links…..
These Girls Get Right Down to Business, Not Wasting Your Time and Giving You Something New to Get Off To
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Adriana Lima in Some Lingerie Photoshoot
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Rachel McAdams Getting Dirty in Public Like the Slut She Is
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Top 10 Hottest Olympic Babes
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Overdose on Shay Laren Here
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Tila Tequila is Bi-Sexual! She Likes Girls! That Like Other Girls! That Are Bi-Sexual!!
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Olivia Munn Personal Bikini Pic
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Because Losers Like You Google Themselves
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10 Hottest Ebony Topless Scenes
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Is She Hot or Is She Heavy?
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The Spice Lesbian’s Spread Her Legs for Cock
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Aubrey O’Day is Dressed Like A Tranny Swan
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Jennifer Lamiraqui is in the Great Outdoors
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Nicole Scherzinger Performing Like the Slut She is In Spain….
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Stanley Kubrick is Rolling in His Grave
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Chick Gets Owned By Keg Stand
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Maybe Hurricanes Aren’t So Bad Afterall
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The Things People Put in Their Mouths Amaze Me
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Naught Haute Couture
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Sophis Isn’t Wearing Underwear
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Surprise!! Katie Holmes Broadway Show is a Piece of Shit!
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Find a Girl to Fuck
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Now THIS is Fantasy Football!
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Cash for Gold!
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Wedding Night Amateur
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Sharon Stone Bring New Meaning to the Phrase Cougar!
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Naked German Ass-Vertising….
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Catherine Heigl is Not Above the Law
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Aubrey O’Day, You Are Disgusting
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I Wanna Punch Kid Rock in the Face
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Your Friday Striptease
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Hottie Works Out for the Camera
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Please No. Please GOD No!
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Sometimes Sand in Your Vagina Can’t Be Avoided
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Get Some Sex, Virgin
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Christmas Came Early This Year
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Welcome to Heaven
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Luna is All Oiled Up
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Petra Nemcova Throwback
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Get Hudson Wears a See Through Shirt Because She Got Dumped and Needs Attention
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Aline Nakashima Wants to Show You Her Underpants
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More Reasons to Hate Mac Products
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If I was a Cat
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Donna and Nadin are Naked
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Cassie Ventura is Delicious
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Build a Home Made Wind Generator and Save the Planet
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Asian Chick and Her TIts
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Some More Nudity Just To Prove They Are a Smut Site
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Some Wide Faced Miami Chick Showing Some Cleavage
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Some New Ways To Jerk Off Because You Need All The Help You Can Get….
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BONUS – The Hottest Asshole I Have Ever Seen on a Chick
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