I got in a fight with a ghetto 8 year old black chick who was hangin in a park near the bench I was sitting on. She spotted me and I guess wanted to start shit because she pretty much started walking my way singing some song….as she got closer, her voice got louder and louder until she was right next to me screaming the lyrics of some Spice Girl song. I didn’t want to make eye contact, because I figure she was lookin for some excitement and would run back to her dad to pistol whip me or something, but I accidently looked up at her and she got gangster on my ass asking me what the fuck I was lookin’ at. When I said nothing, in hopes of her just walking away she started calling me names like fat boy and motherfucker trying to provoke a reaction out of me. I told her she shouldn’t talk to strangers and she told me she was going to tell her daddy I tried to touch her.
She was 8 fuckin’ years old and as I was trying to figure out why the hell she wasn’t sweet and playing with barbies, and that’s when she started throwing sand at me like we were in Ethiopia or some shit. I ended up just getting up and leaving like the pussy I am because the truth is, 8 year old girls are the boss of me because they are the last people I want any interaction with on any level because with all that sex offender shit going on out there, there’s no way I’d win that battle even though I am not pedophile, so I pretty much lost tonight’s battle, but I am sure there will be more since she lives in my neighborhood and here are my links….
I Want to Stick My Penis is Susan Lucci
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I’m Sorry, But Robots Scare the Shit Out of Me
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Joanna Krupa and Krystal Forscutt Are Two Big Titted Peas in a Pod
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Catch and Chug Make Even Me Like Baseball
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Dear Britney Spears and Madonna: You Suck
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Good Afternoon, Hayden’s Thong
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The Best Porn You’ll Watch All Day
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Martha Steward Does Cake Farts…
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The Hottest Tennis Sluts You’ll Ever See.
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The 10 Hottest Boob Fondling Videos
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Dumpy Reese Witherspoon Bra Straps….
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Who Remembers the Theme From Benny Hill?
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Science Class Goes Boom
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Spend Monday Doing What You Did All Weekend
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Marilyn Manson is a Cry Baby
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Megan Fox Gallery
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Find a Girl to Fuck
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Fighter in the Olympics Attacks Ref
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Anke is at the Lake
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Angel Dark Gallery
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Heidi Montag, You Are Disgusting
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Alexa’s Body is Bangin’
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There’s Waldo!!!
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Shauna Sand is…Uhhh…Hmmmm
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Fuck You Miley Cyrus
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Rhianna is Filthy Rich and I Am Positive This Story is Bullshit
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Amateur Collection to Get You Through the Monday Blues
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Much Better Than The Real Olympics
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Getting Sex Has Never Been Easier
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Body Building Chicks are Disgusting
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Awesome Video From a K-Ci and Jojo Concert. Seriously, This is Amazing
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We’re All Gonna Die And This Here is Just More Proof
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Guido Beach Satire…As If That is Possible
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What Kind of Sick Fuck Abuses Someone with Cancer?
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Janice Dickinson’s Goes Crazy Over Towels….
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How to Have Sex in a Dorm Room for The College Kids Out There
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Some Sexy Nuns of 2008…..or Something…I Don’t Really Get…
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Israeli Hell’s Kitchen Slut on the Beach in a Bikini Video
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2 Israeli Bitches from Project Runway on the Beach
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The Wanna Fuck McCunt Contest I am Posting for My Homegirl
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Some Girl Who Reads This Site – Claims This is Her Site and Here She Is Milking Her Fat Tits
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MTV Cribs the Arab Edition Spoof…
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Fat Man Swim
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Nicky Case is Naked
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Last Week in T & A
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Jordan’s Tittles Hurt
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Steve-O Does More Dumb Shit That Makes Him Truckloads of Money
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Uhhhh.. What the Fuck is This?
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Did We Not Say All We Had to Say With The First Line of Paris Hilton Hair Extensions?
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Soccer/Football Babes
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How To: Win at Rock Paper Scissors
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20 Best Karate Kicks Ever….
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Young LA Slut in a Bikini….
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