I was going to write about how I went back to a pet store for the third time to play with this puppy, it’s a Bull Pug that I have already named because I figure adding him to my life will give me some purpose and something nice to look at in my shitty apartment I never leave, and when I was there, I saw this Asian who was there the last time I was there and just staring at the cat with his mouth watering like he was at the fuckin’ market in his hometown and no one told him that these cats aren’t meant for eating and that they are for pets, a concept he probably doesn’t understand, but realized I already wrote about it and why bother you with the same story a second time, so instead I am going to post some spam I go today …..
Hey We have hijacked your baby but you must pay once to us $50 000. The details we will send later…
Here are my links…
Kelly Osbourne Got Out of Line and Beat The Fuck Up….Call Me Sick But Seeing a Girl Like This Turns Me The Fuck On….
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Vanessa Minnillo is Jessica Simpson’s Replacement and has Some Serious Fucking Legs
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Finally, Television Comes Out With a Show That Will REALLY Scare the Shit Out of You
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Fuck Fox News!!
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I Mean, Who Doesn’t Love Their Weatherman, Really?
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There’s Something Different About Minnie Driver, I Just Can’t Put My Finger On It
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Bianca Gascoigne Pantyless Upskirt Throwback
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Well Britney Spears Just Ruined My Day….
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Vote McCain in 2008!!!
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10 Funniest Videos of Fat People Falling….
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Kim Kardashian is a Real Survivor…And I am Not talking About Her Vagina….
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Weird Topless Chick in a Jewelry Ad
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7 Famous Dicks in History….
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Jenna Jameson Has Something in Her Vagina and It’s Not a Cock, a Cucumber, a Hairspray Bottle, a Dildo, OR a Cell Phone
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Fuck, Even I Know NOt To Fuck Around Near Trains, and I Am Half Retarded
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And That’s How You Do a Job Right
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Somebody’s Got Some ‘Splainin to Do
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The Losers on This Video May Look Familiar Because It is Probably You And Your Friends
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Why Hello Helen Flanagan
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Crasiest Bus Accident Ever
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Kate, Raven and Misty
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I Mean, Who Doesn’t Love a Naughty Schoolgirl, Honestly?
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Busty Ballerina
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Do Youself a Favor and Find a Girl to Fuck
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Okay, Well This is the Scariest Thing I Have Ever Seen in My Life
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Is It Me, Or Is Audrina Patridge Getting Hefty
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God Damn I Love Eva Mendes
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RIP Motherfucker the Dr Dre’s Son Edition – I Think It’s a Drug Overdose….
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Fuck You Madonna
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Amateur Heaven
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And That’s Why I Am Never Going to Russia
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Psycho Orgasm
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Expect the Unexpected
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Mikalah Analise Gordon is You Boner of the Day
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Use This to Get Sex Because You are a Hopeless Virgin
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Anetta Keys Top is See Through
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Italy is Organizing a Beauty Pagent for Nuns. Seriously.
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A Skateboard Faceplant is Always Fun. For Me.
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Shaving the Landing Strip
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Which Ass Would You Tap
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What the Fuck is Beyonce’s Discount Sister in Some Discount Clothing…
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Solange, What the Fuck Are You Wearing?
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Wakeboarding in a Tropical Storm
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Nella and Peaches Get it On
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Andy Dick is Innocent?
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If The Hollyoaks TV Show is Anything Like This Magazine Cover, I Am SOLD!
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Playboy Babe Kristina Jarvis
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Make the Most Putrid Stink Bomb Ever
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Some Montreal Whore I Haven’t Fucked
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