Kirsten Dunst Could be Drunk But is Definitely Ugly of the Day

Kirsten Dunst despite being pretty fresh out of rehab looks like she’s drunk as she leaves the club, at least I hope she is drunk because it would really be the only acceptable explanation for her make-up-less face lookin as sloppy as it does. I’ve met my fair share of drunk chicks, with half-closed eyes and sloppy double chins begging for another drink, only to realize I was lying when I told them I had a bottle of booze back at my house and leaving at my request to entertain ourselves by her giving me a blowjob since we’re out of booze, and I don’t really hate them for it, I just kinda figure it has to do with my shitty game, and leads to disappointment in myself, but not as much disappointment in myself as when I think back to the era when I found Kirsten Dunst hot with her big tits on her small frame, when I look back on that shit now, I have no choice but to ask myself whether I was gay or not for falling into her hard nippled, dirty haired trap that the media was feeding me. Lookin at her now makes me wonder how bitch even had a career, it’s one of those “this isn’t the girl I married” situation that dawns 10 years and 3 kids after you ruined your once hot bodied wife, only a little less personal since Kirsten Dunst is just nothing but a girl on screen for me, and I guess that’s way easier to accept than the woman I committed my life to…enjoy….

Kirsten Dunst Could be Drunk But is Definitely Ugly of the Day September 2nd, 2008