I managed to get invited to some Chrtistian potluck dinner party and I am not sure why since I don’t know the people hosting and I am not Christian. It’s facebook and maybe they think I am some other Jesus Martinez that is part of their Church or something, but the picture of the old man lickin’ the panties would normally red flag someone into thinking that maybe I’m not the kind of guy they want at a Christian potluck, a Catholic potluck, I’d understand since priests have been licking the skidmarks out of 10 year old boys’ tighty whities for generations, but Christians are too fuckin’ scared of God to be accepting of that.
Anyway this was the message / group email I got about the event:
Hey Fellow Followers!
I wanted to do an inventory of food for the Super Potluck we’re doing Saturday at the church. We’ll be providing the drinks, hot dogs and burgers and Bill will be running the corn roast like he does every year. There will be lots of fun activities and games for the kids like the annual Bible Track and Field and the Father / Child relay race and we will be sure to make time for announcements, prayer and some bible readings. We are just asking for you to bring 10 dollars to donate to the Church and a really yummy dish. So Please let me know what you’re bringing. God will be watching over us and the weather should be great and so should the day. I will be there but will you?
Brenda
I wrote back saying:
I’m bringing my rock hard cock for your mouth, it may not be the yummy dish you were hoping for, in fact you may hate it but I promise I’ll only stick it in your ass, you know to keep your vagina virginity for marriage like you’re supposed to. Remember anal sex is just one of God’s great creations. I won’t be bringing the 10 dollars but I will totally jerk off on your face while God is watching over both us and the weather!! You have no idea how much of a blast this is going to be.
With Love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com
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