Britney Spears dominated the VMAs and I missed her opening act because I was trying to get to my friend’s house to watch the shit and got distracted along the way. He said it was with the dude from Superbad or someshit and that it was kinda funny, but I am too lazy to look for it because my state issued therapist told me that I need to learn how to let go of the past and move on….
I did see her win 2 or 3 awards and the entire time she sounded sane, medicated and polite. I guess her management is serious about getting her back into the scene and have trained her properly to be normal and as each award came, her manager and exloiter, Larry Rudolph got more and more excited as he say the balance in his bank account get bigger and bigger.
She looked better than she has in a while but still needs to hit the gym for another 6 months and despite not being excited about her comeback, I don’t really care, I just liked her better when she was crazy, unwashed and exposing her body parts to the world because she didn’t give a fuck. Playing it safe is boring, embracing your insanity is exciting because you never know what you are going to get and crazy chicks are like porn to me. Either way, here are ssome pics of Britney.