I took my doctor’s advice to start exercising or else I’ll die today by walking up my stairs in the building I live in. I was told to do it for 20 minutes to 30 minutes without stopping. I managed to do about 1 minute before getting out of breath and going back home. The truth is that my building is about 5 floors, I live on the third and I gave up by the time I reached my floor so it was pretty fucking convenient. Maybe tomorrow will bring me closer to my weight-loss and long living goal by making me walk up those stairs again, I don’t see how that’s going to really help me because I’ve been walking up and down them at least twice a day for the last 5 years usually to go drink, but it hasn’t done me any good so my doctor’s obviously crazy. Speakin’ of crazy here are my crazy links love it…
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