I hate Dita Von Teese and this whole 1940’s burlesque shit. I believe that strippers need to get with the times and turn tricks on the side as they work towards a careen in internet porn, or escorting and not to be celebrated as some kind of sexy artist who gets gigs doing Wonderbra commercials, making them a lot of money while thinking they don’t have to expose their pussies, but can get away with some stupid song and dance. But figure I’ll post it anyway.