Great News……Along with issues with the paparazzi suing me if I don’t pay them 1000 dollars a month that will be going to the lawyers on Monday and threats from some forum members that they are going to the FBI about shit in the stepFORUM some other asshole reported me to the FBI about my Bristol Palin voicemail messages:
To Whom It May Concern:

Just putting all of you on notice:

The FBI, the Secret Service and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police have been apprised of your website, they have all your IP addresses, as well
You are all collaborators and co-conspirators in a criminal, international enterprise.
The follow-up
You utilized, employed, distributed and obtained confidential information in an illegal manner.
Moreover, you threatened and harassed a person under the protection of the Secret Service….
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The sick and crazy one is you, apart from being a despicable coward.
Can’t anyone take a fucking joke? Even if it wasn’t that funny. The internet’s gone fucking crazy and it looks like I may end up in jail for my shitty comedy. I shoulda listened to my friends when they told me my jokes are so bad that they should be illegal, I didn’t believe they were telling me the truth and now I feel like I need to quit blogging. These Right Wing Psychos just don’t get me.
Either way, here are my links….
My Pussy is Stuck in the Toilet
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Desean Jackson is Gonna Get Fired
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Just Can’t Get Enough of Charlize Theron
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Sophie Howard is Wearing Purple Latex
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Elevator Game Face!!
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Think Your Band is Good? Think Again
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Forget Real Life, Porn is All I Need
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Daisy Lowe is Lookin’ Good in Leotard
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Isabella Ferarri Naked Shower Throwback
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Remember When Renee Zellweger was Hot? Neither do I
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When Stewie Went to Wall Street
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HOt Chicks Rip At Each Others Clothes on The Beach
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Uhhhh Madonna, What Are You Doing?
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Because I Know You Have Nothing Better to Do. Loser
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The Out Takes Are Always Better Than the Real Thing
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Escalator Upskirt Prank
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Fight Breaks Out During ATV Prank
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Stop Lying to Your Mom About Having a Girlfriend
Alli’s Breasts Are Amazing
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Is This Thing On
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Susana Spears Has Taken It All Off
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The Sluts From 90210 Need to Eat Some Fucking Food
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More Bollywood Amazingness. Yes, That is a Word
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Nothing Like a Blonde Web Cam Slut
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I Guess That’s as Good a Reason to Steal Something as Any
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Meadow Soprano Looks Kind of Alright in Her Bikini
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Pink Mans It Up in Some New Magazine Shoot
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Because Sometimes Meeting a Slut Just Isn’t Enough
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Some Pictures of Janet Jackson That Made Me Barf
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Blondie Striptease of the Day
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Drunk Off Her Ass. Literally
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Sweet Like Candy
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I See London, I See France, I See….Mischa Barton’s Nipple
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Topless Window Washer Prank
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Akiri Lane is One Hot Half Breed
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Here’s Some Photos of Brandy She Got Taken to Help Distract From the Fat That She Killed Somebody With Her Car
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Gotta Love Those Calvin Kleins
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Home Invasion Prank is Mean, but FUNNY!
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Jeanette Biederman Shows Off The Masterpiece On Her Chest
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The Ten Hottest Female Celebity Sports Fans
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People’s Best and Worst Dressed 2008 List
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Was this woman aware she would appear next to the term ‘masturbation’ on Wikipedia when this was taken?
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Watch this Choreographed Jesus Dance Routine
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The 10 Craziest Kelsey Grammer Moments
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The 10 Hottest Actresses in Sports Movies
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Middle Aged Porn Stars Finally Come Together
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Belgian Actress Virginie Elfira is Someone You Will Want to Fuck…
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The Top 10 Cheerleaders Gone Bad
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