Despite having been writing about every nipple slip I’ve come across over the last bunch of years, I still manage to have no memory of any of them. I can’t remember celebrity names, I can’t remember their faces, I can’t remember their nipples, I just am really not cut out for the job. I was sent this video of Maegan Good having a “wardrobe malfunction” a term that makes me want to perform surgery on my ear drums with small metal instruments so that I never have to hear again, and since she is someone I’ve never heard of today, but have probably written about in the past but dont remember, I figured I’d post it. I watched the video and didn’t see any “wardrobe malfunctions” so it’s all lies, but I did like the way running any video on my computer makes the shit crash, reminding me that not only I am poor and useless, but so is my computer. Watch the video, let me know what you see, since I can’t see it.