There was a high school dance down the street and I thought it would be funny to be the random old guy no one knew or understood why he was there. So I walked in with conviction and purpose and got all the way to the gym, that was decorated like an underwater oasis that was in all honesty pretty fucking amateur, I started doing a stupid dance to some hip hop song, and that pretty much broke the deal for me and made people realize that I didn’t belong there and a group of adults cornered me and asked me why I was there, I had no answer and when the head mother from the PTA or whatever the fuck it’s called picked up her phone to call the police, I picked myself up and ran the fuck out of there. I am sure it would have been a funnier experience if I was doing it with friends like some kind of prank, and I admit doing this kind of thing alone is pretty fucking weird, but it entertained me and that’s all that matters and I hope this entertains you.
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