Sure my weekend didn’t involve plane crashes, but I like to think of myself as a plane crash everytime I have a drink in me, only instead of leaving casualties, I just do a good job making enemies. The weekend started in a Portuguese Mafia bar with an immigrant waitress and a bunch of dudes who didn’t like me in their stomping grounds and ended in an all night deli playing with some Goth dude’s pitbull and I don’t really remember much in between except French kissing an 80 year old at some restaurant she was celebrating her birthday at and more disgustingly, taking a shit while drunk in an alley near all the clubs without realizing that people used that alley as street to avoid all the chaos of the main artery, resulting in a lot of awkward waves. Speaking of awkward, here are my links…..
Fuck You Dane Cook, I Hate You
GO
Behind the Scenes With Charity Hodges
GO
Lucy Pinder and Chanelle Hayes Are All Naked Up in Here and Shit
GO
Sorry Pammy, But It’s Over, You’re Beat and We Know You Have Breast Implants….
GO
The Time Traveler
GO
Charisma Carpenter – Defining Milf
GO
Jamie Lynn Spears Subject to Porn Investigation Thanks to Her Class Act of a Teenaged Boyfriend
GO
Adriana Volpe Topless Throwback
GO
Bill Ray Cyrus Knows How to Pimp His Daughter the Right Way
GO
Find The Best Porn You’ll Watch All Monday Night
GO
Lindsay Lohan My Buddy Lesbian Playsets!
GO
And That’s How You Get Child Services to Your House
GO
Start You Week Off on the Right Foot Here
GO
Somebody Pass Me a Fucking Baseball Bat
GO
Let’s Talk About Jerry, And His Wood
GO
I Guess a Street Dentistis Better Than NO Dentist
GO
Magic is Bullshit, And Here’s Some Proof
GO
Find a Girl to Fuck, Because That Blow Up Doll Must Be On It’s Last Legs Right Now
GO
Cirque du Soleil Faceplant Removes All The Gracefulness Entirely
GO
Double Lezzie Masterbation is as Awesome As it Sounds
GO
More Lohan Gayness
GO
Bobby Billard’s Tits Are Fucking Huge
GO
Now THIS is a Fucking Web Cam Slut Video!
GO
Top Ten Worst Movie Moments
GO
Anna Kournikova is a Very Little Yellow Bikini
GO
Get Some Emmy Sluts Here
BONUS – Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ass Had Finally Downsized
GO
Britney’s Single is Getting Delayed, But More Importantly, WTF is Happening On the Cover?
GO
Will Keira Knightly Just Get It Over With And ADmit She Has an Eating Disorder Already?
GO
Getting Liad Made Easy
GO
Striptease of the Day
GO
Clown Ruins Small Child’s Birthday Party
GO
Here’s Some White Trask Sluts Whoring It Up
GO
Sweet, Sweet Candy
GO
Abbey Lee Kershaw is My Kind of Bikini Model
GO
HOw About a Tv Quiz Show Tit Slip?
GO
Katie Price is Whining About Her Tits Again?
GO
Rap Battle Search Engine Hilarity
GO
Robin Williams is as Sick in the Head as I Am
GO
George Michael Caught Doing Nasty Things in Bathrooms Again
GO
Bianca Beauchamp’s Big Tits Are Feeling Blue
GO
the Ten Hottest Import Models of All Time
GO
BOGGLE is OFFENSIVE….
GO
Web Celeb Hall of Fame… Notice How I am Not On It…Cuz I Suck At the Internet…
GO