I went to get some non-fat frozen yogurt, as I like to do because it makes me feel like I am a celebutante, even though I don’t know what a celebutante is but figure that frozen yogurt is something Kim Kardashian and those kinds of cunts are into and I like to connect to my people in all ways that I can. There was some chick at the place with her balding 20 year old immigrant boyfriend who was rockin’ a pair of his mom’s Uggs, without realizing that Uggs aren’t for anything with a penis unless that penis likes visiting man assholes, but that didn’t even annoy me as much as the girl in line in front of me, who was about 30 pounds overweight, whining and annoying like she was some fucking superstar who was good looking, despite being a pimple faced fat chick, because I guess no one ever told her she was ugly and she took her dad’s terms of endearment to heart, and bitch, despite being fat, took the whole low fat to heart too because she ordered the biggest fucking size and requested a bit of every fucking flavor, and when the bitch working to counter weighed it it was somewhere around 2 pounds and as soon as she got her sticky fat chick hands on it, she dug in like she hadn’t eaten in weeks or in her case, 15 minutes.
The point of my story is we like over indulgence here and that’s why I post close to 100 links every fucking day. Click them….
Hugh Hefner’s Whores May Be Getting Ready to Leave the Herd
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The Best R-Rated Comedies From the Last Ten Years
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Blake Lively’s Got Some Nice Cleavage
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I Don’t Know What Mad Men is But I Should Start Watching It For This Chicks Rack Alone
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Girl Looses It in the Office
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And You Say There’s No Way to Find Good Porn Anymore. Shame On You!
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Fuck Kim Kardashian, I’m Voting for the Memaws on Dancing With the Stars!!
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Hula Swing is Just More Proof of How Uncoordinated I Am
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Buy An AK-47 on the Shopping Channel. Why Not?
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Jesus Christ and I Thought My House Was Disgusting
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Britney Spears is Working Too Hard, Which Make No Sense To Me Because She Doesn’t Do Shit
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Some British Tv Slut Flashes Her Panties for the Paparazzis
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Can Someone Explain to Me Why the Fuck All These Men Are Wearing Highheels?
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Who’d You Rather – Drunks Gone Wild
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Truck Flips On Highway
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Jenna Jameson’s Tired Old Vagina Just Can’t Get the Rest it Deserves
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Sex is Alot Better When There is a Chick Involved, But Maye That’s Just Me
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Better Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Some Photography That Kind of Makes Me Appriciate the Arts, But Not Really
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Keeley Hazell Whoreness
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Some Girl Gets Beat the Fuck Down – VIDEO
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she Means Business
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Muriel is the Kind of Women I Like. Naked
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Big Titted Amateur with BONUS Money Shot
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Here’s Some Hot Mexican Bitch at the Mexican Independace Day Party
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Sharon Stone Lost Custody Of Her Son and I Am Convinced It Is Because She Is a Wicth and Tried to Cook Him In a Stew
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Shannon Doherty Looks Kind of Hit on the Cover of Radar
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Sorry Pam, But the Make Up Doesn’t Help Anymore
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All You Dark Knight Fans Really Have Too Much Time On Your Hands
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Sex is ore Fun than World of Warcraft. Trust Me
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Striptease of the Day
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Having Sex or Playing Tennis
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They Said This Was The Worst Porno Ever Made But I Think It Is Amazing
Everyone is a Critic, You Know?
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Man, Even I Have Enough Common Sense Not To Wear Shit Like This To a Wedding
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Charlize Theron and Her Legs Can Walk All Over Me
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Nude Gymnastics Mishap
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Karnyaczki Laura is in the Foreign FHM But I am Too Culturless to Care Where She Comes From
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Rhinanna, I Love You and All Your Stupid Fashion Choices
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Plaster Prank Fun
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Now That’s a Sarah Palin I’d Like to See as VP
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Doutzen Kroes Pink Bikini
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Axia Andreadaki is a Greek Model
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Stephanie Strong is Smokin Hot
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Clone a Credit Card and Get Some Free Shit
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The 10 Funniest Cat Videos in Internet History
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Do You Know More About Porn Than Seth Rogan and Kevin SMith?
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Someone Farted on Sportscenter
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Some Jenna Jameson Pregnancy Pics
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