So I got this email…..
Hi there:
I am a dialysis patient at KPRHC. Â I take my macbook to the unit each time and read (most often aloud) your article to all my dbuds and it is always a source of amusement, fun and giggles. Â Today, however, was especially good, and we’re writing to thank you so much. Â I don’t know who you are, but am wondering if you are published because I’d love to read more. Â Thanks for always giving us some fun and please keep ’em comin’.
Love, Pam. xoxo
I guess not everyone hates me. I am happy to be the Patch Adams of our generation, it is more fulfilling then being some rich, gay, joke of an internet personality…seriously.
Here are my links, unedited because it is Friday and we’re drinking here, and by we, I mean me. I have no friends, but at least I have links.
Girls Who Get Naked on Command to Bring in the Weekened…The Lonely…Sad…Weekend….
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Iggy Pop’s Retard Cripple Shoes and Hot Pussy Out On a Walk…
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I Mean Who Doesn’t Like It When a Model Takes a Tumble?
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Lucy Pinder Should Do Herself a Favor and Start Her Own Magazine She Can Put Herself on The Cover Of Every Month Like Oprah
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Lohan Completes Her Lesbian Transformation By Wearing Flannel Everyday
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Fucking Flying Rats
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Carmen is Curvy
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Maybe This Amy Winehouse Junkie Shit Is All a Joke So She Make the Comeback of all Comebacks
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Kerry Katona Has 36DD Boobs
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Stock Up For the Weekend
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Why The Fuck Was Paris Hilton On Letterman Again. Seriously.
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Sasha Baron Cohen, You Are The Fucking Man
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Some Mandatory Clay Aiken Gay Jokes
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Truck Crashes Into Building
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Only an Idiot Willingly Has Himself Sprayed with Pepper Spray
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Kimbo Slice Will Break Your Face
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Most Amazing Football Catch Ever
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Christina Aguilera Debuts Her Newest Clown Look
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Tuba Trouble
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Because the Girls In Your Comics Won’t Magically Come to Life and Fuck You
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Binoculor Soccer
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In the VIP Thongs
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Swedish Sex Bomb
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Amateur Teen Masterbation
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And More Lucy Pinder
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Lohan Put a Restraining Order On Her Crazy Fucking Father
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Wow Drew Barrymore, You Just Got Your Tongue Pierced!! You’re Sucks a Rebel!!
Seriously, What Are You, Fucking Fourteen?
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I Hate You Katy Perry
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Now That’s What I call a Gold Digger!
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How Can Playing Near Traintracks Ever Work Out Well?
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Because We All Need a Helping Hand Now and Again
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Striptease of the Day
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Monkey Tried to Steal a Car
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Monster Dildo
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Uhhh, I Think It’s Time to Buy a Razor…or a Fucking Weed Whacker
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Gemma Atkinson Bikini Calendar
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The Real Perfect Girlfriend
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Swat Team Versus Fat Kid
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Hayden Party Airs Dad is Officially a Wife Beater
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Tricia Helfer is Half Naked in Some Magazine
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Fox Tail Butt Plug
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Disney is Making a Sarah Palin Movie
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Tera Patrick is All Wet
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Cassie Keller is in Playboy
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John McCain is a Fashion Designer
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Mini Me’s Sex Tape Star is Doing the Radio Circuit and Flirting With Radio Midgets, Listen to the Interview….
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