It is the last day of September. It feels like my life is speeding by me and I just can’t keep up. It’s like tomorrow, I will wake up and I will be 75 years old, still married to my wife, who will not be dead thanks to medical advancements, but will equally annoying and demanding as her lifeless obese body lays there attached to a machine that breaths for her and that makes her heart beat for her that she is already lookin’ forward to because she finds both those things fucking tiring, giving her the energy to demand a sponge bath in places I don’t like visiting now because it smells like death and will really not like visiting when it actually is dead.
Either way, if you want to make the best of your short time on this earth, you may want to do it by clicking my links. It’s got a lot to keep you entertained when I am not available to be your dancing fucking monkey you using piece of shit. Cuddles.
What Kid Doesn’t Want to Go to Camp?
Even If It Is Run By a Homo
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Janet Jackson Follows in Jermaine Footsteps By Puking All Over the Place
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Finally! A Swampthing Live Action Movie
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Jennifer Lopez Flashes Her Panties in Macy’s
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I Hate You Jennifer Lopez
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Let’s Admire Scarlett Johansson’s Rack Together
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Because It’ll Be the Best Thing You Watch All Day
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What If The Crew of Star Trek Was the A-Team?
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April Scott Has Made My Day
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Megan Fox Deserves an Academy Award
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Seeing Kendra Wilkinson Flash Her Boobs Is Like Watching Star Wars.
We’ve All Been There and Done That To The Point Where We Just Don’t Care Anymore
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Some Blind Item That Was Intriguing, But I Couldn’t Figure Out For the Life Of Me
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Some Sluts of Oktoberfest
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Do YOu KNow YOUR Hip Hop Lingo?
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Sluts Are In The Eye of The Beholder
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Here’s Some More Celeb Mug Shots!
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Because You Mom Can’t Be Your Best Friend Forever
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WWE Whore Maria Kanellis
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Who Doesn’t Love Christine Love?
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Russian Cops Beat Underage Gamblers – VIDEO
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Just When I Thought Dita Von Tease’s OUtfits COuldn’t Get Any More Retarded
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I Never Get Tired of Treadmill Fuck Ups
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Talking Cucumber
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Jane is Playing With Herself
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As If I Didn’t Already Hate the Hills Enough
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Jenny McCarthy is Ready to Throwdown Against Amanda Peet
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Paris Hilton Debuts Her Newest Piece of Shit “Song”
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Vanessa Hudgens Bought a Mansion
*Yawn*
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Because You Will Have the Time Of Your Life
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Striptease of the Day
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Well This Looks Like Fun
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Galaxy Sex!!
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You got SERVED!
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Jesse Jane is Excited About Something or Another
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Shitney is Making HEr Way Across America
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Shame of the Jungle
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Charlie Lane is Stripping Down
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Bounce Those Boobs Baby
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Latina Vanessa Arias Does Mexico’s Max Magazine
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Some People Are Just Sick and Fucking Disgusting. Seriously.
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Oleona in the woods
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Here’s the Newest Shitty Kim Kardashian/Dancing With the Stars Video
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Lara Bingle and friends in lingerie
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More Sluttiness From THe Hills.
Can Someone Just Kill Me Now?
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Make People Naked With Photoshop
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Orgasm Slut Freaks The Fuck Out
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