Christina Milian’s Not Wearing Panties of the Day

Here are some older pictures of Christina Milian flashing the world her pantyless pussy, unfortunately, the camera guy was a fucking asshole and he missed the fuckin’ meat. This is like making a pie without putting the filling in it, or like driving without a car, or like trying to finger a girl despite having no arms. I don’t really know what I am saying, but I am definitely writing nonsense and you don’t deserve that, but I don’t feel like I deserve these cockteasing pictures. Sure, Milian is pretty irrelevant now, but pussy is fuckin’ pussy and if I took the attitude towards all washed up girls, where I seemingly moved on from them with their popularity dwindling and their careers and beauty fading, I would still be a fuckin’ virgin, because if you saw my roster, or the slopholes that made the notches on this very large belt, you’d know that I don’t think I am too good for shit…seriously….if shit was shaped like a pussy in one of those Miracle From God ways like the time the Grilled Cheese had the Virgin Mary’s Likeness toasted on it, I’d totally fuck it.

Christina Milian’s Not Wearing Panties of the Day October 3rd, 2008