Soulja Boy did what any famous teenager would do and that’s bring a group of 10 year olds who find his nipples hot backstage because dude likes them young because backstage is the magical place where the artists get the groupies to do real bad things. I heard after this video was shot, Soulja Boy went on to wine them and dine them with his extensive Barbie collection and lured them back to his hotel room to see his new puppy. Any way you look at this shit, it’s fuckin’ creepy and awkward and criminal as far as I’m concerned and I can’t think of a better way to start up the week, other than staying in bed and not wasting my time updating this bullshit site while I could be watching Point Break, the best movie of all time, in case you were wondering.
This reminds me of a Soulja Boy joke my stepdaughter told me, that goes like this. Who does Soulja Boy invite to the after party, and you’re supposed to say YOOOOOOUUUU like that stupid superman that ho song, when in reality he invites ten year old and the worse thing about all this is that you are jealous. YOOOOUUUUU sick fuck.