I was walking down the street and I see this fat girl, who was clearly trying to get in shape, decked out fully in her workout gear, riding home from work on a bike, and as she got to the intersection, either a car cut her off, or she lost her balance and she fell hard. Now the difference between a fat person and a not so fat person falling, is that we don’t morph into safety fall instinctively, we are slow and have shitty reflexes and we always go down fuckin’ hard. She didn’t die, but she was humilated, hurt and crying and it broke my heart as much as it made me laugh on the inside. Let’s hope these links have a similar affect on you, and when you’re done, you don’t have to go home, throw your workout clothes in the garbage because God doesn’t want you to be skinny and he sent you a pretty clear message to give it up, call your mom and cry to her about how shitty your day was and how you can never get ahead, then eat that pint of ice cream you’ve been dreaming about….like the girl I saw fall today.
Here are my links:
The Witches on the View Are At It Again
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Human Wrecking Ball
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I Never Thought I Would Say This Again, But Britney Spears is Lookin’ Good
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The Best Moments of Jennifer Love Hewitts Tits
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I Know You’re Not Gonna Do Anything Else Worthwhile
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Some Aniston Bikini Pic You May Have Missed
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President Bush Brings Newsa of the Bailout to Gotham City
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The 15 Hottest Gun Loving Ladies
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Britney Spears is Paying the Price
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Lil Kim’s Big Fake Titty is JUST About to Pop Out
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Lookin’ Good Halle Berry
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If I Can’t Kill the Sluts from the Hills, I Guess Deporting Them is the Next Best Thing
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Russian Street Mob War
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Who Says That Whores Ain’t What They Used to Be?
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Hot Styles Presents Lookin’ Ass….
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Because We All Know That Blow Up Doll Has Way More Milage Then You Care to Admit
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Who Doesn’t Love a Good Jingle to Go Along With Their Favorite Toy?
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Hef’s Girls Next Door Are Dropping Like Flies
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Tetris Party!!!
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Sibling rivalry Knows No Bounds
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That’s Right Rachael Ray, Caress That Corn
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Soccer Fan Mishap
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Sarah Vandella is Your Naughty Dream Girl
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Why Hello Andi Valentino!
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Kristen Bell is Kind of Topless
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Charlize Theron May Lose 20 Million Dollars in a Lawsuit
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Porn That Makes Jerking Off Worthwhile
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Kim Kardashian Defends Her Fat Ass Once Again
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Fuck You Avril Lavigne
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Aurbey O’Day Whores It Up Some More
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striptease of the Day
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Tough Guy Harasses Reporter
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Kung Fu Election – The VP Edition
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Hey, Idiot, You Are Not a Formula One Driver
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Michelle B is All You Need
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Halle Berry Versus Kate Beckinsale
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I Guess If Youre Gonna Wear a Condom, Ultra Thin is the Way to Go?
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Hayden in Some Fuckable Positions
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New York Titties
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Beyonce Bikini Pictures Underwater
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Melissa Marie Gonsales Has an Ass Like No Other
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There is Something About Will and Jada That I Just Can’t Stand
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Relax You Ass, It’s Just a Video Game
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Swinging With Crissy Moran
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Miley Cyrus is the Most Important Person on the Planet
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The Playboy Cyber Girl of the Week
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How To: Cook Fake Vomit
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Sometimes Being a Cop Has It’s Advantages
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