I got recognized today because I was wearing a shitty DrunkenStepfather T-Shirt. It was a horrible experience where some kid with braces asked me if I was DrunkenStepfather and I just denied by pretending I didn’t know what he was talking about. Instead, I asked the dude if I could borrow a dollar for a coffee and he said no. I have no idea whether he believed me or not, but I think that’s a bad sign of things to come, especially considering that the people who care enough to find out who I am are just as broke as me. I want rich people recognizing me and offering me refuge in their well appointed mansions, with pools, hot tubs and naked chciks. It’s a bad sign.
Another bad sign of things to come, the name of this post, because you know what it means and that my links of the day are about to hit and there’s always way too many of those to click, making it more like work than good times, try to enjoy it.
I’m No Psychic, But Sometimes You Can Just Predict When Things Won’t Go Right
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April Scott is Like a Breath of Fresh Air
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The 9 Hottest Israeli Women Ever
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Emma Watson’s Wizard Pokies
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Marisa Miller Can Ride Me All Day Long
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Talk Like a Pirate, Fag
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I Don’t Know Who Andrea Feldon is, But I Wanna Be on Her
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Zac Efron Almost Got Knocked the Fuck Out
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The Top 100 Big Boobed Celebrities According to NUTS, But Most of them Don’t Count
Because They Are British and Therefore Not Reall Celebrities
Whatever.
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You KNow, Looking At All This Photoshop Work, I’m Starting To THink Britney
Spears Was Never Actually That Hot to Begin With, And It;s All a Fucking Illusion
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Because I Know You Have No Radar Whatsoever
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Dress Like Sarah Palin for Halloween
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Emma Watson hard pokies
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How NOT to Argue a Ticket
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The Best Slut’s You’ll See All Day, Which Isn’t Saying Much Because I Know For
A Fact You Haven’t Left Your Mom’s Basement
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Doogie Howser MD
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Finally! The Role That Will Give Jennifer Aniston the Stardom She Deserves!
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He Was a Comlicated Man, And No One Understood Him
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Washing Machine Surprise
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Now That’sHow you Strip Yourself of Dignity
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PRAISE JESUS AND THANK THE LORD
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If Searching Through Here Won’t Get You Up, Then You’re As Badd Off As I Am
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Jamie Lynn Want’s to Go to College; Defends Teenaged Sluts and Pregnancy
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Striptease of the Day
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What WOuld it Take to Let YOU Get Kicked in the Balls?
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You Say You Don’t Need the Help, and I Say Bullshit
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Infection Affection
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Not the Kind of Homecoming I’d Want
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Out with the Old, In With the New. It’s Official, The Girls Next Door Are Moving On
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Guy Gets Knocked the Fuck Out by a Chick
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audrey Bitoni is Fully Fuckable
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Isn’t Tila Tequila Dead Yet?
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And Here I Thought Finger Painting Was Fun
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I Need to Go to Romainia. NOW
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There Is Gonna Be a War of the Old Ladie’s Of Soul, And Even Though Aretha Fraklin
Is Huge, I’m Still Putting All My Money on Tina Turner
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Luba Takes a Dip
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Etch-a-Sketch Amazingness
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Jessica Alba Shows Off Some Pubes – Throwback
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Make Babies is a Way You Never Imagined!
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Not Everyone Can Afford a Dildo. We Are in a Recession Afterall
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Dude’s Girl Shows Her Tits
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