Kelly Brook is some model who has gone to far and tried to make the move into acting, but the good news is that the directors of the play “Fat Pig” that’s going on in the UK, didn’t really take her seriously enough to give her a serious role and her acting on stage consists of her running around in a bikini. I don’t know if she has any dialogue and I hope she doesn’t, because it would really take away from what she’s good at, and throw the audience off, like the time I accidentally walked into a transexual bar and thought the girl I was talking to was a girl, until it’s tongue was halfway down my throat and it was too late to turn back because I didn’t want to hurt any feelings, but a little less psychologically abusive.