Selma Blair plays some trashy celebrity obsessed girl on some new TV show, that is really a rip off of a successful show in Australia, but as America does, decided to take it as their own, and make their interpretation of it available on TVs everywhere. I am not entirely sure if it has dropped or not and I am not going to find out because I am tired, lazy and have other things to do, but I do know that I have never seen it.
Not only is it a stretch that Selma Blair plays some young girl, considering she’s pushing 40, but to assume that she is trash while taking breaks to eat whatever the fuck she’s eating, that looks expensive, proves she’s nothing but a rich cunt mocking my people and I find that offensive.
Another thing I find offensive is when I was waiiting in line to get my wife a sandwich today, the girl in front of me, who had to be 14 years old, when asked if she wanted the six or twelve inch sub, said that they should make them 9 inches, because that’s the perfect sign, pretty much letting us all know that she’s had 9 inch dick before she even got her period. I guess I could be overanalyzing, maybe it was a reference to her hunger level, you know, 6 being too small and 12 being too big, but if you saw the slutty school girl outfit she was wearing, you’d know that by the time she does get her period, she’ll be pregnant, because up until now, letting guys cum in her hasn’t really been a big deal but has become something she’s used to. I predict many abortions for this girl, just like I predict Selma Blair’s had her own share of abortions, which I guess is normal, if you’re not a republican and have spent the last 10 years getting high and getting fucked because work has been pretty limited and I guess what it all comes down to, is who really gives a shit, this is Selma fucking Blair, my mailman has more fans than she does and all he does is drop bills off for people all day…..