My wife’s dog pisses a fucking lot. My wife can’t bend over to clean it and I don’t like the smell of piss, unless I am drunk and I’m sniffing a whore’s dirty panties, and even then it’s not my favorite, I just do it because I am a sick fucking man, so today has been filled with cleaning piss and shit I wasn’t piss or shit cleaning, I was getting licked by a dog or being barked at by a dog, and the sad truth is that I’d take my wife’s puppy over my wife, any fucking day. It is almost midnight and I am not drunk enough, yet, but in a few hours I intend to be and when I am, I will be hopefully pissing on my wife while she is asleep and blaming it on the dog. We’ll see if I get there or not…..and while I’m doing that, you can check my links….
John McCain Says Cunt on TV while at some Appearance…
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And You Thought the Dramatic Gopher Was Good
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I Wanna Bang Aunt Becky’s Tits…
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Giselle Bundchen is Topless is Some Magazine I Don’t Care to Know The Name Of Because She is Topless and that is Disgusting….
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We May Have Our Differences, but Jesus Will Be Your Friend No Matter What
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Anne Hathaway’s Ex is Business Baby, All Business and he Fucked Her Ass
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Vanessa Minnillo See Through Throw Back
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Briana Banks Will Help Get You Through the Week
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Would Sarah Palin Bang You?
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Okay This is Gonna Sound Kinf of Homo, But I Like Blind Items
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Uhhh Here is the Scariest PSA I Have Ever Seen in My Life
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Reporter: “Do You Go Down a Lot?”
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Miss Louisianna Loses Her Crown And Not Because of Teen Pregnancy For a Change
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I’m Sorry, But Crazy Britney is > Comeback Britney
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stepTV Throwback of the Day
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Find a Girl to Fuck Because, Well, Why Not?
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Milla Jovovich Drops the Eff Bomb
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Maggie Malone Rocks Out and Strips Down
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Nude is Nature
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No More Miley Cyrus Partial Nudes
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Guy Ritchie Moves Fast and I Dont Blame Him
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30 Rock Season 3 Previews Because Tina Fey is Amazing
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Striptease of the Day
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Chimp Rides a Segway
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NEVER EVER DO THIS
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I Wanna Punch This Lady GaGa Bitch in the Face
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Nasty Office Romance
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Some Gossip Girl Star has AIDS
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Scare the Shit Out of Kids This Halloween
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Get Laid With This…
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This Woman Has the Biggest Boobs in England…
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Doctors Laugh When a Giant Dildo is Removed from Someone’s Ass
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Nerd Fight!!!!
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Rosie Huntington Looks Like the Kind of Innocent Girl You Want to Turn Bad
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Topless Sky Diving!
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Sandy Westgate in the Locker Room
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The Republican National Committee Spent over 150K to Clothe Sarah Palin and Her Family
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123456 Pokémon!!
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Jennifer Tilly’s Cleavage Always Brings a Smile to My Face
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Mac Versus PC Bloodbath
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International Babe of the Day
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Cheat on Your Exams
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Miley Cyrus Wears a Grany Swimsuit
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Boob Flash Sneak Attack
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS….
Some Girl Showin her Naked Body….
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This Girl and Her Metal Encrusted Pussy
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Forget About Real Life, Watch Porn
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If You Think Your Neighborhood Whores Are Freaking, You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet
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