It turns out my wife’s dog is a bit of a pussy magnet. I always heard that babies and puppies got girls to talk to you but I didn’t really believe it because I’ve never had either. Today, when walking the fucker at least 5 girls came up to me to chat, now you may not understand that this doesn’t happen to me ever, usually girls cross the street when they see me coming, but here I am being chatted up by hot 20 year olds, like I am not a creepy motherfucker. It’ll be a sad day for this dog, the day I leave him in a field somewhere to replace him with a new puppy, because I just realized him pissing on my shoes and pretty much everywhere else, is fuckin’ worth it. I am just sad that all these years I thought the “come over to see my puppy” kidnapper van shit was urban legend. What a waste of vagina…
Speaking of waste, here are my links…
Get Sex This Weekend, Because The Elementary School Playground Will Be Ghost Towns Until Monday….All in the Privacy of your Own Home…that you Don’t Plan on Leaving Anyway….
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Get Ready for the Cage Fight of the Century
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The Trailer For the Notorious BIG Movie
Yes, It’s Worse Than You Think
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Marisa Miller Playing Some Baseball in a Slutty Outfit….
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Cheryl Tweedy Does Her Coochie Ups and Downs
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Weng Weng The Superstar
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Paris Hilton’s My New BFF Makes Shitty TV Even Shittier
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Miss San Jose Sex Tape Throwback
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Britney Gets a Pumpkin, Ya’ll! Too bad there was no Pie…
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I Know I’m Not One to Point Fingers or Anything, But You Gotta Lose Some Fucking Weight
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Alicia Witt Gives a Hot Lap Dance
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Panty Theif!
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5 Things That Have Been Been Found in the Skin of Fat People
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Coco – Huge Camel Toe
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Probably The Meanest Prank Ever
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Lohan Career At an All Time Low
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rude Awakening, Because You Should Never Trust Your Friends
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Depress-A-Me Street
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Olivia Munn Want You to Celebrate Halloween With Her
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Jamie is Your School Girl Fantasy
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Beach Boobs Make Me Smile
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Lindsay Price Makes Friday Easier cuz She’s Worth a Fuck…..
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Marc Anthony is Trying to Run JLO’s Life
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I Think It’s Time to Check Into AA Sweetheart
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How About a Chicken Playing Pool
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Striptease of the Day
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BMX Homo Take a Spill
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My Best Friend is My Penis
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I Had Actually Just Assumed that Michael Jackson Was Dead
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Pole Dancing Pussy
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Memphis Monroe is All You Need
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Topless Blonde Really Doesn’tNeed More Explaination
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CoCo’s Camel Toe is So Big, She Must Have Orgamsms Every 5 Seconds
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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When Two Skanks Collide
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Juliette Lewis is Beat
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Seth Rogan Describes The Worst Porn He’s Ever Seen
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Harry Potter Shows His Hairy Penis in Video
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Jenna Jameson Hates Bloggers
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Some Pictures of Michael Jackson Shopping for Toys for Halloween….
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Sharpies Mean Business
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British Guard Laugh In
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Bowling With Veronica
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I Don’t Watch 2 and a Half Men, But I’m Starting to Think I Should
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Let’s Laugh at a Giant Dildo Being Removed From Someones Ass Togethers
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Do the Cash Machine Con
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Adriana Lima Throwback
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Fattest Pussy Ever
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PEEING PORN REVIEWS AND PREVIEWS
Pee Pee Babes
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Piss Hunters….
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Sneaky Pee
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Naked Girl in the Bath
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Some Teen Lesbian Shit…
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Some Fake Titty Blondie Has Her Bra Showin….
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Also…..
ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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WATCH PARIS HILTON’S BFF’S RE-ENACT 2 GIRLS, 1 CUP…..Weirdness…