Her name is Annalynne McCord and she’s been pretty busy trying to make her famous, that she didn’t realize that Halloween was next week. Actually, it’s possible that she just dresses like this all the time, because it gets people to look at her, and let’s face it, the only reason she wanted to be an actress on shit like 90210, is because she wanted people to look at her, it’s some kind of daddy issue that went all wrong, because daddy issues that have gone right lead girls to getting naked and giving back alley blowjobs, and not back to my house blowjobs, because the daddy issues that lead to back alley blowjobs, are usually daddy issues that involve being molested by daddy, and when you want to get off, sometimes that kind of daddy issue is just way too much to handle, especially when she’s on your bathroom floor crying and convulsing about how broken down she is, smokin’ some rock and asking why the one man she should have trusted went too far and why the one man who was supposed to protect her, hurt her so much, as I’m trying to get her to shut the fuck up because my wife may be a sound sleeper, but definitely not that sound of a sleeper, so instead, we’ll just forget about the hot shower and get it done here, kind of daddy issues.
Either way, Annalynne reminds us of what we’re going to be getting ourselves into in just 5 days time, I am planning on seeing at least 6 bare vaginas over the course of the weekend, and more if the people at Playboy pull through by paying for me and a guest to come down to their Playboy Mansion party, I just need to find someone who works there to make it happen and in the meantime, here’s Annalynne McCord, someone, I’ve never heard of until today, so I guess her plan’s working…