I saw a group of mom’s on their maternity leave walk today. I guess they are high school friends who do everything together. You know, they went to the same college, or worked the same stripclub and partied at the same bars and drank the same drinks, they moved in with their abusive boyfriends the same year, they all got pregnant together, not actually in the same room, but a few months apart, because they didn’t want to let any one of them steal the spotlight.
They were dressed like total sluts, I was almost surprised but then I remembered what part of town I was in and how they got into the whole pregnancy mess in the first place. They were probably working the full-service shift next to each other just 9 months earlier and I couldn’t help but wonder what position they got it from the night the seed stuck to their uterine walls and if that seed came with STDs or not….One of them was wearing a skimpy shirt, showing off a tit tattoo on a fake tit with a hard nipple and no bra, I guess to give easy access to feeding her kid nature’s food, or maybe lure some unsuspecting man to move in and be its dad, since she didn’t have one of those, and I guess Christina Aguilera is classier than that, you know putting a shirt under her see through shirt, and that’s really too bad.