I am slow moving on this story because I really don’t like the whole pin-up burlesque movement. I find it dated, unsexy and the girls who usually are up on it are fuckin’ fat, suicide girl types who listen to rockabilly and have stupid asymmetrical bangs and patent leather 2 tone shoes they got at some shitty vintage store. Whenever I see them perform with their nipple tassels, or even just walkin down the street with their 1950s style glasses, I just think to myself that they are attention craving whores who can’t get any airtime without a shitty novelty act where they don’t even get naked and that embraces being overweight.
That said, phtotographer Timothy White, who’s been doing celebrity photos for magazines made a book called Hollywood Pin-Ups and a bunch of hollywood starlets jumped on the opportunity, maybe because they wish they were part of glamorous Hollywood in its 1950’s prime, that stayed classy on the surface, when guys could jerk off to bare ankles and liked girls who were busty and fat, and not in the cesspool it’s become, or maybe they’re just friends with this motherfucker, or thought it’d be a fun project, but none of that matters, because
I have some of the pics that will save you from buying the book. Until Timothy White comes after me since I don’t have permission to post this shit.
Here are some of the pics
Angie Harmon….
Cindy Crawford Lookin’ Like a Man….A Very Strong Man….
Denise Richards
Elisa Cuthbert
Felicity Huffman (why?)
Gina Gershon
Jamie Lynn Sigler
Jennifer Beals
Jennifer Morrison
Kate Hudson:
Kate Walsh
Lauren Graham
Michelle Trachtenberg
Molly Sims
Olsen Twin
Rebecca De Mornay
Salma Hayek
Susan Sarandon
Tea Leoni
Vanessa Williams