After all this O(prah)Bama shit, I am happy to say that my unemployed friend in New Mexico just applied for food stamps it’s a great day for America and for him.
I got this email:
Hi!
My name is Angelina and I have 3 wonderful kids and one of my daughter is
diagnosed with tourrette’s syndrome,the doctor says it is a child onset
disorder with symptoms appearing between 2 and 15 years of age, so she needs me
more than ever, due to our family emergency ,I am looking to place a
litter of gorgeous english bulldog puppies and parents, I cannot afford to care
for these dogs anymore. They are so adorable with wonderful
personalities and they have their complete shots and worming.Please contact me
immediately if you are interested in the dogs.Have a beautiful day,
Angelina.
I get emails like this everyday, always about someone trying to unload bulldog puppies and I don’t fuckin’ get it and that’s all I have to say about that….
Here are my links:
Marilyn Manson Got Dumped By That 17 Year Old Who Thinks She’s Dita Von Tease
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Here’s Some Trailer For a Movie Kind of About Star Wars, You Know, Cause
We Didn’t Say Everything We Already Had to Say With All The Other Star Wars Movies
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This British Chick Looks Like an Even More Digusting Version of Paris Hilton
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Leonardo Dicaprio Wants You to Feel Sorry for Him
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Look at Coco’s Labia Lip
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Sarah Shahi Like You’ve Never Seen Her Before
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Gemma Atkinson’s Tits Are In Nuts Again
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Kung Fu Clowns!
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Tribute to Party Sluts!
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RIP Motherfucker the Michael Crichton Edition….I Guess, he’s Gone to the Big Jurassic Park in the Sky….and the people in the ER weren’t very good to their Client ….
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Why is Kate Hudson so Boring?
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Let’s Get Barack Rolled One More Time
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Drunk Test!!
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Celebrate Your Country Moving into a New Era By Jerking Off To SLuts
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Who Knew Japanese Beaches Were So Fun?
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Sky Diyving Goes Wrong..Oops
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Prop 8 Passed Because You Are All Scared of Gays
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Child Life as a Mech Warrioe
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tereza Fox is Blue
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Linda G Wants to Show Off
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WHEN AMY WINEHOUSE ATTACKS!!!
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Brad Pitt’s Agent Has Some ‘Spalinin to Do
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Striptease of the Day
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Parkour Epic Fail
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Obama the Musical
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Television Boob Slippage
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Holly Madison is a Narccist
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Marketa Pechova goes Topless
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Fuck Obama Getting the Presidency, If This Bitch Gets a Record Deal, Anything is Possible
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Roomate Scare!!!
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Lezzies By the Pool
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Amy Winehouse’s Hubby Blaaaaaaaake is Out of the Chokey
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Friends With Benefits
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Steve Guttenberg Jogs Naked, I Don’t Know Who He is Or Why He’s Jogging Naked But It’s Weird.
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Some Ugly Jewish Girls In Bikinis in Israel
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Sexy Photoshoot with Carmit Bachar formerly of the Pussycat Dolls:
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A Gallery of NFL girls that you might like. Check it out here
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Members of the British Opera Pose Naked for Charity
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Some Crazy Irish Dude Lets a Train Run Over Him
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Some Shit You Can Get At Harriet Carter That You’ll Never Use…..But Can Buy For Someone You Hate…
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Christina Ricci’s Hard Nipples
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Listen to the New Beyonce Album Leaked
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Lohan Was More Fun When She Was Doing Drugs and Crashing Her Car
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Construction Oopsy Daisy
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International Babe of the Day
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Make a Mini Blow Dart Gun!
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Worst Gameshoe Ever
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Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds
Some Girl Makes Her Vagina Wink At You
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Tired of gloryholing dudes for money? Earn $200/day here instead
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Some Slutty Cop in Costume Showing Big Tits….
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Here’s the Reason Obama Won…
Here’s an Obama Tribute
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Here’s a Pretty Weird Fetish Video…..
ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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Now I can get off this fucking computer….