So I got this email….
Hello dear Ladies and Gentlemen!
I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian last name, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy),most important – CHRISTIAN young lady! I’ll tell you more,those clones (it’s not only one) made in GERMANY – world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, Rhineland-Palatinate, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff strictly controlling all their clones (at least they trying) spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Original person is not happy with those movies, images, video, rumors and etc. spreading on media in that way it would be really nice if we all will try slow down that ”actress” career development, original Scarlett will really appreciated that. Please remember that original Scarlett’s family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created in it was stolen and it is stolen. It all need to be delivered to authorized personals control in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Original Scarlett never was engaged, by the way!
Her close friend Serge G.P.S. CONTROLLING ACTIVITY OF ANY CLONES IS US MILITARY OPERATION.
Okay…..that was some kind of crazy…I’ve been lazy and tired today and I am going to drink with my clone, and by clone I mean my drunk self, who looks like me, but is a lot more fun, I’ll try to bring it tomorrow, but no promises, considering I never actually bring anything….
Here are my links:
Angelina Jolie Used to Be Amazing….Now She’s a Mom….
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Shock Till You Drop Halloween Party
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Lindsay Lohan Slutty Photoshoot I’ve Never Seen…..Because I Hate Dykes…
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There’s Hope Afterall, Crazy Britney May Come Back Afterall
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Jade Jagger Ass Crack Throwback
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The Last of the Hollywood Halloween Slut Round Up
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Melyssa Ford Ass’s Best Moments
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ATV Train Flip
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As If the First One Wasn’t Bad Enough
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Vending Machine Issues, Temper Temper!
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And Here’s Some Lucy Pinder
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Three Pieces of Shit On Stage Together
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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The George Bush Tourture Chamber
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because That Blow Up Doll Must Be Getting Worn Out By Now
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Now That’s How You Move a Stove!
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Gymnastics Faceplant
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Some Hillary Duff Horse Face
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All You Ladies Could Learn a Thing Or Two From
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Here’s Your Dream Garage
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The Best of Brazilian Bikinis
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Big Boobs Domino
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Princess Madeleine is on vacation in a Bikini … Royal Slut…
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Nude Brunette Gets Doen in Public
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Jennifer Aniston is Desperate
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Striptease of the Day
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Sammy Brady is All You Need
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Things You Should Never Ever Do
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Nasty Office Sex
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Sam and Tiff Stick Each Other
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Adriana Lima’s New Commercial = Boners
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The Literal Rick Roll
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Miko Strips Down
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Because we All Need a Little Help Now and Then
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Jesse Jane Talking About What She Does Best
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I Can’t Stand Puff Daddy, But The New ADs for His Clothing Line Are Fine By Me
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Kick Face
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Keeley Hazell Can Sell Me Anything
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Some Irish big Guinness Drinkin’ Titties
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Gemma Atkinson Brings Her Tits to Nuts
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Sexiest TV Babes of the 80s
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Racism Ends Forever – Thanks Joe/Bammer
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Some Playboy Flight Attendants
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Remember the Cameron Diaz Titty Video?
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How About Pamela Anderson’s Huge Fucking Tits
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Or Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Tits in Something Silky….
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A Tribute to the US Presidential Race
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Susan Lucci Upskirt on Kimmel After Losing Dancing With the Once Were Stars
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18 Year Old Naughty Cheerleader Who Was Fired for Being Naughty
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Tear Your McCain/Palin Bumper Sticker Off Since You’re a Sore Loser
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A Vagina to End All Vaginas
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Big Miami Tits
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Even your dumbass can make $200/day with this
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ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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Get Your Slut on Early This Week
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