I dropped my fucking computer when I was wrestling my stepdaughter, there was no mud in the room, but I definitely grabbed some titty and ass, before the computer incident ruined our fun and now the fucking thing barely works.
It’s a Mac and I fucking hate Mac. Not only do they not make drop resistant computers, but instead these bullshit things designed for gay designers with light typing fingers, who actually take pride in their computer and who baby it like the child they will never have, because they are fags, but the whole trendy factor and snobby factor make working on one that much more embarrassing. Not to mention, people think Justin Long and his Mac vs PC commercials influenced your decision in using one, forcing me to work from my couch and not leave the house….
Now I have a Mac because it was given to me. I learned how to use a computer on a Mac at some welfare program years ago, and I stuck with them even when the internet didn’t work on Macs. Throughout the course of running this site, I approached Apple to sponsor me 100 times, figuring a computer can’t cost them more than a couple hundred dollars to make, and they probably have duds lying around their sweatshop in Asia that would work way better than the 1998 version I have. They fucking rejected me because not only do they make a gay product, but they are also fascists…..who are trying to brainwash the world to need them…..Either way, the whole thing is a piss off.
And to think I was expecting my Verteran’s Day to be a real good time. You know, celebrating our fallen soldiers with booze, reliving scenes from the wars in my living room hiding behind the couch trying to sniper my wife with a kitchen knife attacked to a broom handle, then going out to get some veteran widow’s pussy, but instead I just got a broken computer….
The whole Veterans Day thing, only confuses me for one reason, 95 % of people who go to war and die for your country, or my country, don’t want to go. They joined the army because they were forced to, or because they were poor and the Government program to lure their kind to die is better than mopping floors at a dinner, or some shit. They have good benefits and even pay for you to go to University to land a real job when you can escape being a slave to them….so these people we call heroes are just victims of false advertising and are really just poor suckers who had no choice, and who believed it was worth taking a bullet for their country, because they were down on their luck and the government told them that was their purpose, so they died fighting a fight they didn’t start, or want to be a part of, and they got their medals and military burial before their time, and if they were lucky to live, got their post traumatic stress and shitty pension provided the Vietnam Vet I met panhandling was right, so they deserve some respect for saving your ass from being blown up, by being victims of the system…..
Either way, the highlight of my Veteran’s Day wasn’t my moment of silence that I spent eating a donut, or the fact the the Post Office was closed so I couldn’t get my wife’s disability check to spend on fixing my computer, but it was brought to me on Craigslist….
I am a student and totally forgot that I had a paper due on the RISE OF EXTREME RIGHT POLITICAL PARTIES IN EUROPE due tonight by 8pm! If you have a paper that you have done on this topic that is about 7 pgs long (max 10 pages) double spaced (it has to be about the resurgence of the far right, why this is happening, list reasons such as immigration, unemployment, etc., some specific countires, political groups and what is being done to resolve this) I will fuck the shit out of you! Please Please help me out, I am in the middle (photo)
So I emailed her because I like having the shit fucked out of me figuratively, I don’t like actually having the shit fucked out of me because that involves my ass being raped, and I don’t like the way that feels, but she looked like a big enough breasted girl to keep her word…or at least not be new to offering her pussy up to strangers to get her homework done….
I have the paper you want.
She wrote back:
PLEASE NO BULLSHIT
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This is what i need, it is urgent.
That shit sounds way to smart for me so I wrote back:
So are you going to fuck me? Your picture is blurry and I need another one to really decide if you’re someone I want to fuck before sending you that paper. You must be pretty desperate now, only a couple hours to go, let’s see that pussy talk before giving you want you want…
She wrote back:
arent you that celeb blogger??
Busted….Which sucks…because out of all 10 people who know of my site…one of them had to be a slut I was trying to trick into fucking me. That was the end of that fun and let me tell you this, it sucks being SO internet famous that a cocktease slut on Craigslist knows my site and won’t fuck with me because of it, but Apple and the people I want to know about the site, won’t send me a free fucking computer when I need one, because they’ve never heard of me and because they are greedy pigs and now I am the loser on both fuckin’ ends.
Here are my links…..
Christina Aguilera Gets More Disgusting By the Day of the Day
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Lisa and Zoe Are Your Internet Fantasy
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Some Kevin Garnett In Game Trash Talkin’
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Would You Be Shocked If I Told You Lucy Pinder Has Her Top Off?
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Say What You Want About Barack Obama, But Don’t Call Him Colored.
Unless You’re Lindsay Lohan and Are Completely Fucking Clueless
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Paris Hilton Kindergarten Crotch Throwback
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Candace Michelle Reps Some Company That I Don’t Care About
And When You See Your Body
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Adriana Lima Wants to Show You Her Boy Shorts
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Lohan Licks Vadge, Wears Flannel and Hates Men, But Just Don’t Call Her a Lesbian
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Kid Versus Vending Machine Face Off
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Look At Jessica Simpson’s Tits Up Close
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And That’s Why You Don’t Ask a Serious Question on a Message Board
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I Guess Audi’s Really Are Better Cars
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Because It’s Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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I Hope Stephen Baldwin os Molesting Miley Cyrus Behind Closed Doors
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EPIC SKATE FAIL!!!
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Because I Know You Can’t Do Much On Your Own
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And Now, James Bond Faces His Most Difficult Mission Ever
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‘Please Don’t Post This On The Internet
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Doutzen Kroes Sure Knows How To Show It Off
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Heather Vandeven Is Your Victim to Stalk
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Beds Are Made For Stripping Down
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Madonna Has Officially Lost Her Fucking Mind
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Everyone Hates Ashton Kutcher
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Striptease of the Day
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Beatriz Rico is Spanish and Topless
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The Runaway Wheel at a Car Race
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TRON WILL TRAIN YOU TO THROWDOWN
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Hey, Even Boobs Need Their Freedom
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Bai Ling Is Doing It For the Children
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Chantal Likes to Play With Herself
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Get Laid, Because It’s Better Than Not Getting Laid And You Not Get Laid All The Time Anyways
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I Almost Forgot How Good Whitney Houstan Looks When Shes Not On the Rock
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11 Nude Scenes We Didn’t Have to See….
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I Really Want to Slip My Peen Into Angelina Jolie, God Damn
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Jayden Taylor = Boners
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Can’t Go Wrong With the Girl Next Door
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Make Your Own Piece of Ass
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Caught in the Act!
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…..
Some Chick Bring Out Some Tits
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Because It’s a Gift That Keeps On Giving That Isn’t AIDS
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Stop Gloryholing Dudes to Make Ends Meet, Make Up To 200 Dollars a Day With This….
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ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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