Whats a girl to do when escorting is getting boring and she still feels like she’s not getting fucked enough or like she ought to be… help please.
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This is Dear Abby, right?
I wrote back:
Incorporate animals. I hear horses have huge cocks and when they are done with you, you won’t be able to walk for a week, and sex will be the last thing you will be wanting or thinking about because of the shame you will feel from fucking a horse. If you’re lucky, maybe you’ll get the pony you always wanted as a kid….in your uterus…I don’t know what I am talking about, I am not Dear Abby, but get your pimp to slap some sense into you with his dick, that usually shuts whores up and stops the job complaints…and remember to video tape everything, my life is boring and I always wanted to live vicariously through a sexually frustrated prostitute….
With Love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com
Here are my links….
Unicycle Skills That I’m Sure a Loser Like You Will Appreiciate
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This Girl And Her Beaver Go To the Beach
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A Serious Youtube Pedophile Video About Some Teen Named Miranda Cosgrove…Thanks Youtube You Fucking Perverts…
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Eva Herzigova, Cause She is Topless
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I Don’t Care What Kate Beckinsale Wears, Because I Know Whatever Is Under It WOuld Blow My Mind
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Rachel Hunter Topless Throwback
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Some Staged Construction Accident Back When America’s Funniest Home Videos was a Poor Family’s Only Option
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Brooke Decker Is In Sports Illustrated
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Lips You’ll Want on Yo’ Dick
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Hayden Panettiere Hates Lindsay Lohan
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Celebrity Russian Roulette
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Kanye Wests’ Weekly Cry About The Music Industry – Part 367
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Beyonce’s Best Ass Moments
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Some Stupid Car Unloading Video
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A Tribute to Girls Making Out
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Some Kid Eating a Hot Pepper
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Taylor Swift is Looking Good
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The Pregnant Man is Pregnant Again….
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Some Idiot Falls Out of a Window Video
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The Possbilities Here Are Just Endless
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Maybe Cats Aren’t So Smart Afterall
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A Web Cam Dancer That Doesn’t Totally Suck For Once
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Find a Girl to Fuck, What Else Do You Have Planned Tonight
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Celebrity Lookalikes
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That Dude That Was Pregnant is Pregnant Again, WTF?
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If I had the Choice of Fucking SKinny Nicole Richie or SKinny Joel Madded, I Would Take Joel Madden
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Carly Banks is Slamming
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Cucumber Cunt!
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Guy Richies Life is Amazing, He SHould Have Ditched Madonna Ages Ago
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Don’t Eat The Food From TOP CHEF, Even If It’s Free
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Striptease of the Day
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Here’s Some Newly Released Footage
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Was Bush Really the Worst President
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Road Rage Psycho
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Police Chase Goes Bad
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That Conman Who Was Fucking Anne Hathaway is Sad That Jail Isn’t the Tea Party He Thought It Would Be
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Face Music!!
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The Porn You’ll Find Thsi Hour
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Monica Belucci Loves Being Naked
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More Lohan Lezzzzzie Gossip
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Okay, So This is the Best Commercial Ever
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Kay Valentine is Smokin’
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A Really Fucking Shitty Compilation of Celebrity Sluts In Various Sexy Pics Video……
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Her Name Is Eva Wyrwal and She’s Topless and Has Huge Tits
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Live Stripper Pole Cam
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Re-anact Star Wars Scenes, Virgin
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Get Pussy…It’s Easy…Girls are Sluts…Seriously…
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Have You Seen This Korean Star Who Destroyed Her Face With Cooking Oil?
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Here’s Some Crazy Arab Porn
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Because Everyman Needs a Good Women. Even if He Has to Pay To See Her and Her Friend Eat Each Other Out….
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BIG Fake Tits….
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
GOTH TITS AND GOTH PUSSY in the most decorative Photobucket Album Ever
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Emo Chick and Her Digi Cam
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Some Fine Young Body Showing Off Pretty Much Everything…
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BONUS – STOP SUCKING DICKS IN PARKS TO PAY YOUR BILLS, MAKE 200 DOllARS A DAY WITH THIS…..
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ANOTHER BONUS – PUB CRAWL ASIA ANNIHILATOR TOUR 2009
ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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