I got distracted today, I didn’t even post any pictures, just unsexy videos, it’s my new business model to piss you off…No seriously, the main reason is hating the paparazzi agencies, ok, I am lying, the main reason was serious laziness, I was sitting on the couch all morning, then did a few posts, then got a call from my neighbor who had to go to the hospital to see his wife, who had some kind of seizure and needed me as a very last resort to watch his bratty kid. The dude promised beer and food, and since he’s a drug dealer, wide screen TV, a lot of channels and the WII. So for 3 hours, I got stuck playing mini golf with the brat, then he decided it would be fun to box with me, so here I am drunk getting punched by a kid, that’s when I locked him in his room and watched Ghost Whisperer.
I could have probably pumped out some more shit, but decided I’ll save it tomorrow, so as of now, I am going to update the site/ finish off today, tomorrow, but that could be the booze talking….it probably is the booze talking…not that you got your hopes up, since you’re not reading this…but I felt like I had to explain myself, because when I get drunk, I get emotional and figure you guys or guy are the only friends or friend, I have….I love you…
Here are my links….
Because I Believe in a Women’s Right to Work Outside the Home Naked….
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Amy Winehouse Playing in Garbage…
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Pedophile Alert…..Young Girls Freaking the Fuck Out….TV is Ruining the Youth…Seriously….
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Boobies at the Movies….The Weirdest Movie Review Ever
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Alessandra Ambrosio Getting Rubbed Down By Some Gay Dude….
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=6188&folder=222
Vict-WHORE-ia Secret Sluts
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Pixie Geldof Pierced Nip Slip
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The Hottest Victoria’s Secret Models
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I Wouldn’t Fuck John Travolta With Your Sisters Tattered Vagina…I mean…Nevermind…..
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Kelly Pickler Almost Gives Us the Money Shot
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MILF Tribute
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I Like MILFs As Much As Anyone, But This is Just Fucked Up
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You Can Be With Paris Hilton On New Years Eve….For Five Dollars
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What Milk Moustaches Would You Rather Fuck?
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Roller Blader Fence Fail
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Football Cheap Shot
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The Vibrating Toilet Seat
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Microwave on Fire
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Monica is Leggy
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Brunette Pussy Play
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Teresa Lourenco Needs to Take That Feathered Bullshit Off and Let Me See Whats Underneth
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Good Luck Lindsay Lohan
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Striptease of the Day
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Self Taser Mishap
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Mac or PC Battle Style
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Find a Girl to Fuck
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Learn Chinese
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More Lohan Sexcapades from Across the Pond
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Bushes Best Nicknames
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Chick Strips on the Subway Train
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Girls Make Out
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Rosario Dawson is Delish
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Rachel Roxxx Rocks Out on the Stairs
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Use This to Get Sex Because You Are Completely Hopeless
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Motherhood Has Done Neither Jessica Alba’s Vagina, Nor HEr Face Any Good
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So Long Neverland Ranch
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How About Some BALL SHAMPOO?
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Gary Busey is Amazing
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Catalina Cruz Needs to Let me Motorboat her
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Sunny Leone is Lovely
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Skateboard Fire Hydrant Failure
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Some Arts and Craft to Kill Time Tonight, Loser
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29 Pound Titties
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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4 Out of 9 Money Bills Have Cocaine on Them
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Good Advice Gone Bad
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The 10 Craziest Elisabeth Hasselbeck Moments…
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Marshmallow Eating Gameshow
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President Bush Gives The Shocker…
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The Craziest Dog Ever
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A Little Grace Jones at 60
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The Cast of The Hills Not Hiding the Script…
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Another Bonus – There’s Some Asian Sluts Partying and Doing Bad Things Happening in 2009….Become a Part of It
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SLUTS
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Some Porn Reviews with Previews…for the Hell of It….
Cumming Matures…
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ATK Natural and Hairy
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See My GF
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